Where is Pickles?

[leftofthedial]

rehab again?

on another plastic surgery retreat?

or being retrofitted with the new improved Stepford 2K6 controller chip?

Isn't she usually dragging along behind king george?

[goclark]

1. AWOL ?

[Phredicles]

3. At least one of the supermarket tabloids says she and the Dear Leader

are working out a divorce settlement ("Laura wins! Condi loses!").

[Kurovski]

15. Oh heavens, that's just a planted story

to distract from George's ongoing affair with Jeff Gannon.

[Phredicles]

16. Oh, sure; I half-suspect Gaius Caligula Shrub is boinking both

Condi AND Gannon. From what I hear, massive amount of cocaine and booze will send a person in all sorts of directions.

[Kurovski]

18. If only George would find Jesus,

he'd be saved from Satan's clutches.

As it stands he appears to believe marriage is between one man, one woman, a secretary of state, and a male hooker/fake journalist.

So sad. I weep for his mortal soul.

Oh, wait...

[Javaman]

19. In the end, aren't the twins the a real losers?

Divorces are so hard on the kids.

But that aside, aren't the twins the real losers?

:rofl:

[KyndCulture]

2. Milking the horses on the ranch?

oh wait there aren't any horses.

[jaxx]

4. Camping out with Cindy?

[babylonsister]

5. St. Louis:

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/F206BADC658C607F862571C8000EEDC2?OpenDocument

Laura Bush will visit here Monday
FROM STAFF REPORTS
08/12/2006

Laura Bush, wife of President George W. Bush, will be in St. Louis on Monday to attend a national Republican Party fundraising event at the Clayton home of Sam and Marilyn Fox.

The late afternoon event is closed to the public and the media, the White House said Friday. A spokeswoman said that the amount raised will be made public; it will be used by the national party to aid its candidates this fall.

Sam Fox, founder and chairman of the Clayton-based Harbour Group, is among the most prominent and prolific donors to various Republican groups and candidates.

Mrs. Bush is expected to be in the area for about two hours, a party spokeswoman said. For security reasons, the White House is not disclosing the exact time or route she will take from the airport.

[maxsolomon]

6. she's probably asked out of the spotlight

i would too. knowing you're married to a monster must wear on you.

[Warpy]

10. She never wanted the spotlight in the first place

and has said so even before she married the creep.

She's doing low key appearances all over the country, flying in for short speeches, photos, and shakedowns for campaign money.

[Blackhatjack]

7. Last photo sighting was a National Park in Alaska w/o George

...the article said that she was identified after all the Secret Service were noticed.

[valerief]

8. Hey, even First Ladies need to go on a bender once in a while. n/t

[Strelnikov_]

9. She Walked In On This Scene In The Executive Bathroom Upon Returning

from a trip. The photo was cropped, so it does not show the Chimp hiding in the shower stall to the left.

Supposedly, the photo was taken by Pickles as recommended by her divorce attorney, as his regular PI's could not infiltrate the White House to 'get the goods'.



On edit: Nice legs.

[Catherine Vincent]

11. In a jar?

:)

[Kurovski]

14. At the Mayflower Hotel?

[azurnoir]

12. Wasn't she seen kanoodleing

with Revoltin' Bolton recently, she already has proven bad taste.

[partylessinOhio]

13. Pickles is supposed to be in Fairmont, W.Va. on Wednesday:

August 02, 2006 12:01 am

Laura Bush to visit Fairmont Aug. 16

First lady’s appearance on behalf of Wakim same night Mollohan speaks at Chamber dinner
By John Veasey
Times West Virginian

FAIRMONT — It’s now official. First lady Laura Bush is coming to Fairmont.

She will appear at a political fund-raiser for 1st District Republican congressional candidate Chris Wakim on Wednesday, Aug. 16, at the Shaw House at 423 Morgantown Ave.

While her appearance has been strongly rumored, it was not verified until Tuesday when Mike Shaw, a Point Pleasant attorney and owner of the home ... Shaw said that a reception and fund-raiser in Fairmont for Wakim “had been in the works for a couple of months.”

He explained that “we had our fund-raiser scheduled, and Washington called and said the first lady would like to join us so we changed the date to accommodate her schedule.”

He said that hours for the Bush-Wakim event would be from 5-7 p.m. Tickets will be $100 a person. ... Shaw said the doors will be shut at 4:30 p.m. for security reasons. “Other than that, they (security) play their cards pretty close to their vest.” A turnout of some 250 people is anticipated, Shaw said. “There will be some tents placed outside,” he added. “It’s a big house, but still people will be shoulder to shoulder. There will be some large tents outside.”

An attempt to confirm Mrs. Bush’s appearance earlier in the day by calling the White House was unsuccessful. Tara Donahue, her deputy secretary, told the Times West Virginian that “Mrs. Bush’s office does not have anything to announce,” but said the newspaper would be notified when it did. ...

http://www.timeswv.com/siteSearch/apstorysection/local_story_214000156.html

[Democrat 4 Ever]

17. Pickles is on the road again. Hell, I'd live out of a suitcase, too,

if I had that a$$wipe to go home to. Local paper said she would be in Lexington, KY this week fund raising for the repug candidate from the area. Pickles will be here to work for first-term incumbent Geoff Davis (R) who is being challenged by USAF Major Ken Lucas-D, who held the seat from 1999 to 2005. Right now the seat is a toss-up. Go Lucas.

[gulliver]

20. She usually plays defense. Rove was trying offense last week.

She'll be back in play in a few days. Rove had Condi out in front, then Cheney and the full court press. Laura will be back with her message of understanding Junior's heart of gold.

[cascadiance]

21. Yup, she's in for maintenance!