America. The Weak, The Frightened, The Inept.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Thanks, George.

You made it all true.

You and yours have sufficiently dumbed down the populace to achieve your dreams.

We now live in the land of "stupid motherfuckers." And you and yours will reap the benefits and move to Singapore or wherever.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. Truth sucks, doesn't it?

Sigh. I'm in the same lot.

[Selatius]

2. They will make your mother so scared that she'd vote for

Adolf Hitler if he promised her security and "law and order."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. Dammit....

You are just about right.

[Swamp Rat]

5. He's right

[patrice]

3. You must be right. Ads on TV recruiting for the Army tell us so.

Incompetent dad to son "When you got back today you did two things you've never done before." Son, "What's that?" Dad, "You looked me in the eye and shook my hand. Where'd that come from?"

Difficulties raising your kids? Do your kids dislike you? Give them to the government. Uncle Sam will straighten them out.

[Rageneau]

6. Land of the formerly free and the home of the cowering masses.

Wish it weren't so, but it is.