Judgement Day for 'liberal opportunists' LOL

[proud2BlibKansan]

Judgement Day
According to Agape Press, that ever reliable fount of news from a Christian source, Kansas state school board member Connie Morris has undergone a period of deep introspection following her loss to Sally Cauble in the Republican primary.

After Connie's dark night of the soul, she's concluded that the "lying liberal media" is responsible for her defeat.

"The media assassinated me," Morris contends. "They did everything they could to ruin my character, my reputation. I wish I could go through all the stories to tell you how they were either blatant lies or gross misinterpretations of the facts," she says.

<skip>

"We just had a lot coming against us," explains Morris, including "a lot of well-funded, loud, obnoxious, rude people who have no ethics and morals, and they don't bat an eye at lying and manipulating the truth."

Moreover, says Morris, liberal opportunists don't mind "slandering people and harming their families and their reputation and their business and their communities and their state. It's a shame," she adds. "It's a shame, and I feel bad for them when they face God on Judgment Day."

<skip>

Although Morris undoubtedly numbers Red State Rabble among the loud, obnoxious, rude people who have no ethics and morals, and who don't bat an eye at lying and manipulating the truth, we'd like to take a moment to thank her for her public service. After all, without sweet, sweet Connie, RSR would not exist.

http://redstaterabble.blogspot.com/2006/08/judgement-day.html

[Amonester]

1. Quite a bad case of Freudian Projection!

We're all searching for the perfect cure! ;)

[Ringo84]

4. Yep. That's it. You pegged them. (nt)

[Don Claybrook]

2. "I wish I could go through all the stories..."

"The media assassinated me," Morris contends. "They did everything they could to ruin my character, my reputation. I wish I could go through all the stories to tell you how they were either blatant lies or gross misinterpretations of the facts," she says.

I've got nothing but time, Connie. Let's go through some of those stories, point-by-point. I'm sure you're getting your libel or slander case together--tell us about it. Give us specifics on blatant lies or gross misrepresentations told about you.

Yeah, thought so, loser.
---

Here's her real fear, from the original Agape Press article linked in the blog:

In January, she says, when the new members are sworn in, the Board will likely rescind the existing standards and adopt new ones that "let government schools teach children that we are no more than chaotic, random mutants."

============
Chaotic, random mutants: it's one of the kinder descriptions I could use for rightwing christian GOP voters. Embrace it, Connie.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Thank heavens she lost

She is an embarrassment to all Kansans.

[Don Claybrook]

5. by the way, this Agape Press

thanks for the link...I've heard of Agape Press, never have looked. They have some whacked-out stuff, that's kind of entertaining, kind of scary.

http://www.agapepress.org/

In addition to the KS school board thing, they have these charming headlines:

- Ministry Leader: Foiled Airliner Plot Reflects Ongoing Spiritual Battle

- Can Believers Help Haiti Move From Curse Into Hope?
(Once called the "Pearl of the Antilles," Haiti has always occupied a special place among the Caribbean Islands. Is there any truth to the story that the country's founding fathers made a pact with the devil over 200 years ago?

- Military Expert Questions West Point's Reward of Pro-Homosexual Dissent

-Feds Urged to Investigate Providers of Hotels' In-Room Hardcore Porn (the Aggapites or whoever are going to find out where the rubber hits the road, or, where the Christian hits the Republican profit margin...this one will die quietly)

and finally, an editorial
-Should the Church Steer Clear of Politics? (in which our intrepid grain-fed baptist editorial writer claims that, although power has a corrupting influence, so does powerlessness, since it makes "us" complacent--so by all means, make sure your church interferes in politics as much as possible).

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Those people are mentally ill

No doubt about it.

[nealmhughes]

7. The rats always shreik loudest as the sinking ship's waters envelope them.

[fasttense]

8. What a egocentric whiner,

"After Connie's dark night of the soul, she's concluded that the "lying liberal media" is responsible for her defeat."

Connie carefully examined her soul and prayed to God for guidance. Then she discovered she was without sin and it was all someone else's fault. You didn't look deep enough Connie.