Teenage Boys Steal Cheney's Security Equipment...

[Raydawg1234]

Theft during veep visit linked to Iowa teens
ASSOCIATED PRESS
August 11, 2006

Two teenage boys face theft charges for allegedly possessing radios and other equipment belonging to a White House agency.

The 13 year old and 14 year old, both of Bettendorf, were charged with second-degree theft and were under juvenile court supervision, court officials said.

Court documents said the White House Communications Agency reported the items missing in July, less than a week before a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney.
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http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060811/NEWS01/60811010/1001/NLETTER01

[Patchuli]

1. I hope Dick's watching the terrorists and protecting me

better than he watches his stuff! hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!! Don't "misunderestimate" kids! :rofl:

[Cha]

9. You just know

he's NOT!

[tanyev]

2. Oh, yeah, we're safer now.

[SpiralHawk]

3. Well at least they didn't loot money from hard-working Americans

at the gas pump, like Dick "Five Deferments" Cheney and his corrupt republicon cronies....How many trillions have they stolen?

[Patchuli]

10. No, but you know we paid for that equipment!

Morons!

[Bumblebee]

4. Next stop: Guantanamo.

[pooja]

5. teenagers can breech the security of the US... are we surprised

anyone else hasn't tried harder?

[MrBenchley]

6. Didn't some guy find Chimpy's security arrangements in a garbage can

on the street some months ago? I remember something like that.

You don't suppose the White House security folks are disgusted with their "clients" and are going in the tank?

[Botany]

7. al Qarda of Iowa strikes.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Obviously we need the Patriot Act III

We will never be safe from pubescent children until we are welded into impervious stainless steel chambers!

[Blue Belle]

11. This reminds me of that Episode of American Dad

Where Steve and Roger find Cheney's blackberry at the CIA picnic and start making prank calls around the world.

:+

[Deja Q]

12. Whoops!

One has got to wonder what they were hoping to accomplish. :crazy: