America The Cowed. America The Afraid. America The Frightened.

[TheWatcher]

Attention AMERICAN INFIDELS! While the minions of the INFIDEL BLAIR have temporarily de fanged our plot to blast you out of the sky, be aware we will not be deterred from our mission to rightfully acquire the 72 Virgins (Or attractive rejected American Idol Contestants. We are radical, but we can also be flexible) promised to us by the almighty Allah!

Feast your eyes on our newest weapons of MASS DISTRACTION, and cow in fear, as no one anywhere is safe from Osama and The Aqua Velva of DEATH!

What was convenience and comfort is now the tool of your impending DOOM!


















You may wonder how we got such a clever idea to destroy you with your own mass produced blasphemy of freedom and convenience. Well, American Fools, you only have yourselves to blame. We studied your American Cinema, and through the help of Tim Burton's 1989 classic Batman, we merely followed the criminal mastermind ideas of one of your greatest and most notorious Criminals:






LOVE THAT JOKER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

Sincerely,

Abdul Al-Rove

#2 Head Lieutenant

AL CIAda

East Asian Division

/Satire Off



Are We Tired Of Living In Fear Yet?

[Acadia Blue]

1. The WWII generation would not have trembled like their children.

Think of Cronkite, Wallace and the other brave ones who took on Nixon. These people did not avoid the war like the present chicken hawks and they were fearless. The children of these folks and the younger Americans have grown fat and easily frighten.

[seabeyond]

2. cowards. we are a very cowardly nation. but then arent bullies

generally the biggest cowards of them all. in so many ways

[TheWatcher]

4. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger bunch of Cowards (Or Bullies)

Than Bush and the Cabal running this country, and the world into the ground.

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. It is amazing

the shit people will put up with.

[seabeyond]

5. and they say dems dont see terrorists. on this board alone the

number of people ready to fall into line has been very discouraging for me this morning. i would have never "thunk" there were so many people that allowed fear to grab hold in such an all emcompassing manner as to allow them to follow in line with all the other sheep. if so many on this board embraces these restriction (in all the restrictions intellectual stupidity), what does that say about our nation. a lost nation we are.

[Acadia Blue]

6. The French take to the streets in mass over a change in labor law!

What is wrong with us? We are even accepting the diebold vote stealing!

[Sinti]

7. Amazing - they don't even have to take an action before we wet our pants.

This terror stuff it far too well sold by the media. It makes me wonder how much the networks get paid by the superfundamentalistic bearded men to hype their power. I thought the point was, if you change your way of life the terrorists win - what happened to that?

[TheWatcher]

8. What is amazing to me is how we just go along with it.

They keep chipping away at everything, little by little.

The Frog In The Pot Of Boiling Water.

What frightens me is that if we reach a full blown totalitarian Police State, many on this board will go along with it.

The desire for Comfort and False Security is going to kill us all, or at least make us wish we were dead, LONG before any Terrorist will.

Either that or Bush's Foreign Policy.

What An Utter Joke Our Country Has Become.

[Sinti]

9. I can already hear the iterations of

"why don't you believe there are people who want to kill us out there" ringing through my head.

Remember, they can only imprison the body - the mind is always free.

[MrCoffee]

10. On behalf of the Freshmaker, thank you for not pandering...

to the anti-Mentos DU crowd, who can't stop fearmongering about the dangers of Mentos and Diet Coke.