Just who exactly is Agent Mike?

[Javaman]

:shrug:

[JuniperLea]

1. That's DU Code for...

whomever has the glorified assignment of spying on DU, on behalf of Chimpy McNumbNutts, at any given point in time.

[Javaman]

2. Ahhhh, I'm now enlightened to the bizarre ways

of our creeping freepers.

Thanks, oh wait, one more thing...

Fuck you George W. Asshole*!

that should give them something more to put in my FBI file.

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

7. Indeed!

We have so little control over our own lives these days that I take great pride in knowing I can fill my own FBI file with my own chosen items!

W=WRONG! GWB is a drunken idiot bastard! When you see Bush giving the "peace" sign, he is really celebrating his IQ!


There! I feel in control now!




:rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

26. Our FBI files will make dandy memory books

so just keep adding in those fine quotes.

Here's mine for today:

Dick Tater Cheney and Halliburton are bloodsucking leeches bleeding Americans, our tax dollars, our economy, and our government toward a slow, hideous death.

[jpak]

3. You don't know who his is...

but he certainly knows who YOU are...

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

4. Doesn't this go back to Bev Harris?

She had a meeting with an FBI agent she called Agent Mike and somehow the concept of spying on us came out of that.


Please don't alert on me for mentioning that name, I'm just trying to clarify. :evilgrin:

[Generic Other]

5. He is a real or fictional figment of Bev Harris's paranoia

She claimed to have met him. That he was DUs private G-man assigned to monitor us.

Whether there is a "real" Agent Mike depends on whether you believe Bev's account. She probably made him up; however that doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't exist.

Does that sound about right, Agent Mike? :hi:

[JuniperLea]

9. Oh, I believe there is an "Agent Mike"

But I don't believe it has anything to do with Bev Harris' personification of imagination:)

[Generic Other]

11. Same here

But Bev is the one who provided the name.

[JuniperLea]

14. Proving the old Norwegian saying once again...

Nothing is so bad that something good can't come from it...



:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

17. hey

Did you get my PM?

[uncle ray]

23. and that's why i wish we could come up with a new name for him.

agent Joe, agent Bob, agent Dick, anything that doesn't remind me of Bev Harris.

[alfredo]

6. We did find a picture of him

[LTR]

8. I pictured him looking different

[alfredo]

13. So did he.

[HuskerDU]

21. I swear * is an evil combination of Barney Fife and Roscoe

P Coltrane.

As confident as he is inept.

The snivelling doesn't hurt either.

Oh and Cheaney is an evil Boss Hogg.

[DemonFighterLives]

10. Shh! don't speak - he/she is a secret

They are legion!
(Add spooky music here)
:dem:

[Sinti]

12. I think of him as kind of DU's imaginary friend/notafriend

He's just the DHS/SS guy you know is watching anyone who disagrees with *'s master's master plan. In truth, it's probably a computer program that searches for word patterns.

:hug: I <3 Agent Mike :hippie:

[alfredo]

15. We should always assume we are being monitored whether

we are or not. Do act as if they are turning over to the RNC any info that will be helpful to their agenda.

Do not divulge any party plans unless they are already public.

Be smart, think security.

[Sinti]

16. Oh hell, I'm paranoid like that anyway :) before the * happened n/t

[alfredo]

25. When defying a dictatorial government, a little paranoia is

healthy.

[MrCoffee]

18. Any relation to Special Agent Mike Casper (of West Wing fame)?

Remember, he's the guy you go to if you want to pardon a long dead Soviet spy, bust up a church-burning conspiracy, or learn a thing or two about how to make methamphetamines out of tractor starter fluid and Draino (It'll definately kill you, but you'll get pretty high first).

[hyphenate]

19. just because you're paranoid

doesn't mean they really aren't out to get you!

I'm sure we're being "spied" on. And I've heard that there has been an occasional time when they've even come to Skinner's door. But how much they take us seriously is another matter entirely. We already know that Salon, dailyKos, Truthout and a few others have had visitors, so it's probable that DU is on their list of "dissident" sites.

I remember in CA some years ago, some guy made a threat to one of the state senators on a newsgroup and was arrested for his comments and potential threat. So it's not unheard of in these times to assume that almmost anything we say can and will be used against us in a court of law if and when the neocons take over the country completely and overtly. To the "other side" we're not innocuous--we have the potential to have some real nutcases in our midst.

[mcscajun]

20. They can come for me, but they'll have to get past my booby-traps

first.

Ya' know, the oatmeal moat, the jello blockade, those piranha in the tanks by the windows. :crazy:

[catmandu57]

22. He/She's the rootinest tootinest

riff raff whatever rifted a raff. I like to announce to the air that j edgar hoover does indeed felate st. ronnie the rayguns in hell, just in case anyone happens to be listening.

[annabanana]

24. I always picture Agent Mike

As a regular civil service-type guy who loves his country and has been stuck with this assignment because of political pressure on the Agency. He's bored out of his gourd and would MUCH rather be tracking terrorists.

edit: typo