DU is no where near divided enough, so to help out here is a

[rzemanfl]

poll: We have to draw a line in the sand damnit! Choose up!

On edit, vote for each "or" option. I am sorry this poll doesn't work as intended. Vote for the issue that most concerns you.

[Donnachaidh]

1. you need a few neithers in there too

and a great big fat none of the above below :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

3. Oatmeal

Should always be a choice.

[rzemanfl]

9. Cream of Rice. Why do you hate freedom? n/t

[JuniperLea]

16. I want my Malto-Meal! n/t

[rzemanfl]

20. MayPo?? n/t

[JuniperLea]

21. Could be!

It's been a while.

All I know is that MTV stole it for their first big media blitz! Bastids.

[mcscajun]

24. Oatmeal is out of season.

The Season opens the week after Labor Day. :)

[JuniperLea]

30. I see... so you put the white shoes away

And bring out the oatmeal?

In that case, a poll option should be "white shoes" during the summer and "oatmeal" the rest of the time:)

[mcscajun]

34. Nah. I wear white sneakers practically year-round.

And eat oatmeal like clockwork on every Cold morning the Northeast can muster. Come April, though, It's time for lighter breakfast foods...like Honey Bunches of Oats (!), Crispix, Fresh Fruits.

[JuniperLea]

37. That's my problem!

I live in the southwest... not nearly enough cold mornings!

[rzemanfl]

4. You are either with us or against us. Take sides! n/t

[Donnachaidh]

50. until farina is listed I'm staying neutral ;-P

[JuniperLea]

2. Now you've done it!

I may have to leave DU now because of that insensitive poll!












:rofl:

[Beelzebud]

5. Paper or plastic?

[rzemanfl]

6. Oil or trees? n/t

[Lochloosa]

7. Racist Poll! ALERT!

[badgerpup]

8. I'm shocked at you. How could you forget PEANUT BUTTER?

Chunky or smooth?

:popcorn: :rofl:

[rzemanfl]

10. Skippy or Peter Pan? We can tell who has stuff caught between

their teeth, but what BRAND?

[pscot]

41. Smooth or Crunchy?

Sweetened or natural? Corn syrup or sugar. With bananas or bacon? On white or whole wheat?

[The Magistrate]

11. Rolling Stones, Coca-Cola, MIracle-Whip, Sir

No opinion of consequence on the rest.

The Beatles are far too cheerful to be tolerated in any large dose.

No drink has ever equaled the 10 oz. green glass Coca-Cola.

Miracle-Whip was a staple growing up; never saw mayonnaise till in my teens....

[rzemanfl]

12. There is actually a geographic line in the U.S., North of it Miracle

Whip outsells Hellmann's Mayo, South of it the reverse is true. Read it in a book.

[The Magistrate]

13. It Would Be Interesting To Know Where That Is, Sir

[rzemanfl]

18. I will try to look it up. n/t

[rzemanfl]

22. Googled to no avail. Can't remember the title of the book, read

it probably 15-20 years ago.

[mcscajun]

28. I thought it was reversed. Certainly, I'm from NYC and never used

Miracle Whip in all my years.

It was a Chicago invention during the Depression, so maybe it's more of a socio-economic than a regional thing.

I'm sure somebody talks about the mayo vs. MW issue in a book somewhere. Probably one of those "Did you know?" kind of works.

[rzemanfl]

38. I recall they said "ethnic" Miracle Whip is very popular in the

Midwest. Read that book years ago...

[mcscajun]

39. I'd see it used a lot in what remains of the "white bread and lunch meat"

Midwest, sure.

[rzemanfl]

40. Air bread and Oscar Mayer. n/t

[patdem]

49. From VA, till I visited relatives in NY, I didn't know mayonaise or butter

existed. We lived on Mircle Whip and margarine. Boy was I surprised and DELIGHTED!

[rzemanfl]

14. JESUS CHRIST! DU is populated by crazed rock and rollers

who are thirsty, don't eat, go commando and walk. Who'da thunk it?

Duh! I bet the poll only let's you vote once...

[Liberal In Texas]

15. Am I in the Lounge?....

[rzemanfl]

19. Just wait there, this will get moved there soon enough. n/t

[mcscajun]

26. Sure does look like it...

...won't take long for this to get moved there, either.

That isn't stopping me from "piling on", though. :+

[Liberal In Texas]

31. The GD mods must be on lunch break. n/t

[Mark E. Smith]

17. The Beatles?

Hope dies here.

[mcscajun]

23. Clearly posted by a Miracle Whip proponent.

As there was an "N" missing from Mayonnaise!

Bias, I say! Blatant anti-Mayo Bias!
:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

27. I say the spell check didn't catch it. I am a Miracle Whip person

though.

[mcscajun]

29. Aha! Fall back on alibis all you want, you prefer Miracle Whip!

I knew it!

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

32. You eat tasteless, bland glop! n/t

[Gman]

25. Rolling Stones

I want to see Keith Richards as a judge on American Idol and I want him to tell people what he really thinks! That would be cool!

"You're bloody awful! How the hell did you even get on this show? And who did your hair? Whoa, that really makes you a rocker, doesn't it?"

[NC_Nurse]

33. This poll is sexist!

I don't wear boxers OR briefs! Why do you hate women? }(

[rzemanfl]

42. Do you know any men? Do you have a preference as to their

undies? Panty hose or stockings and garters? I can assure you that men have a preference in that department, although they never wear 'em.

[Jade Fox]

43. Agree! Where is "pads or plugs?".

:evilgrin:

[rzemanfl]

44. I thought that question would be sexist, and too personal...n/t

[Jade Fox]

45. Thanks for your consideration...

but something that happens to every single woman on the planet isn't all that personal. :)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

48. Hey, That Was A Damned Good Point LOL

[slackmaster]

35. Stones, you bastards!

:nuke:

[mcscajun]

36. Full vote

Beatles
IBC Root Beer
Mayonnaise (with an occasional foray into the world of Miracle Whip)
Briefs (most of the ladies will vote likewise, I'd guess)
Neither Chevy nor Ford - Honda
Creamy Peanut Butter - Jif
Oatmeal in season - NOT quick, instant or microwave, either.
Plastic or Paper, depending

[Blue_Tires]

46. Chevrolet all the way!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

47. Coke, Briefs, And CHEVY BABY!!!!!!!! MUSTANGS SUCK!!!!!!!!!

Go Camaro!!!!!!!!!