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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:26 AM
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Would you like to have a penny...
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 12:38 AM by Justice Is Comin
for every time somebody said the word terror? Just in the last two years.

Can you even imagine how much money you'd have? You couldn't build a building big enough to hold it.

E-v-ery goddamn day...in the newspapers, every channel that remotely has to do with news, any conversation that isn't about recipes or how did you get your car so shiny, is about terror--terrorist-terrorism. It has saturated and inundated every aspect of our daily existence.

I think the conjunctives "a" or "the" may be the only words that may be used more.

It will be so good to get rid of that goat fucking, brush clearing, brain missing, troglodyte, sicko, war loving asshole that seeped into a vaginal canal and hatched, that it will be like being told by your doctor after thinking for ten years you were going to die of terminal cancer, that he just discovered it was somebody elses blood test.

God, stop everything you're doing and pay attention to step one of this excorcism in 90 days. And I'm not fucking around. I don't care what else is on your calendar. Don't even worry about Israel. Just pay attention to this shit over here.

Amen.

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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:28 AM
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1. Yeah
I'd probably be able o afford to have a new life in a better place and my SRS surgery both.. LOL..
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:36 AM
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2. My wonderful grandmother
always told me if I was gonna wish for the bread box, I might as well wish for the bakery. So, give ME a dollar for every time its said. Then I can get off unemployment. :)
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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-13-06 04:26 PM
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3. You wouldn't need a dollar
trust me. That number has to be a trillion or more.

You could get off unemployment with just an hours worth total of every time that word is used here somewhere in the US.
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