So I'm watching the preseason football game

[MoseyWalker]

between the Patriots and the Falcons, and a commercial comes on.

Katie Couric. Telling me that she wants to educate and even sometimes enlighten me with her newscast.

I get the feeling I'll be suffering from advanced alzheimers before I believe I'll ever get enlightened by Katie Couric.

Walter, I still love ya.

[Kutjara]

1. Absolutely.

Someone would have to have suffered extensive brain damage for that bimbo to be capable of educating them about anything.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. "Enlightened" by Katie Couric?

Not so much. I suspect Katie could suck IQ capacity right out of your head.

[sgxnk]

3. couric - california

i think it was tom wolfe who said you lose 5 points of IQ for every year you spend in southern california

there is definitely a couric analogy there

[ovidsen]

6. Frightened. That must be it. Frightened. (n/t)

[rurallib]

4. Maybe she can edumacate the freeper crowd?

They don't seem too sharp.

[annabanana]

5. I've seen that ad..

There must have been a quart of vaseline on the lens. Are they trying to maintain the illusion of perky-ness?