Should we now consider GB a terrorist nation?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

(with a tip of the hat to The Daily Show writers)

The Terrorists were British citizens...
A democratic society is the best preventative to terrorism according to Bushco...
Therefore... GB must now be a terrorist nation!
Tony Blair should advise Bush to overthrow him and find the Queen in her spidey hole and pick the nits out of her crown.

The full report here: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/headlines/index.jhtml

Look for Terrour Plot!

[slackmaster]

1. We've already fought two wars against them

Sure, why not?

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Do they have oil?

If not, forget it.

[dipsydoodle]

4. I've got a few gallons

of non multigrade oil if anyone has got a Model A Ford. Got a load of tractor oil for the steering box too. Would need to collect - I'm in the UK. :)

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. Might be worth a cruise missile or two.

Where you at?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Remember, remember, the 5th of November

The Gunpowder Treason and plot?
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match

Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!

Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !

A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,'
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say: The ol' Pope is dead.

[evox]

3. Somehow

this may be a bit off topic, but this whole War on Terra really messed up the way people think of the word "Terrorists". I believe criminals of all sorts whether theyre rapists, serial killers or thieves, they all can be labelled as terrorists and doesn't have to be limited to just insane people that want to blow themselves up. Those criminals are found every where around the world, therefore fighting terror is really nonsense if you think about it because that would mean destroying every single criminal in the world.