Where's Laura?

[Ilsa]

Has anyone seen Laura Bush recently? Did she get Wellstoned?

[MrCoffee]

1. chillin' with kenny boy in switzerland (or wherever the hell he is now)

[Disturbed]

5. Reports claim that she is in Alaska with the brats while

while Busholini and Condi are cozy at the little ranch.

[Blue_In_AK]

13. No, they left here a couple weeks ago.

[dogman]

2. Coming to Chicago area.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2774165

[Ilsa]

6. Thanks. I hadn't seen a pic of her except in the Globe. And Condi

was at Prairie Chapel last week.

[CottonBear]

3. Probably smoking a ciggie on the back porch of the White House

and popping a few Xanax. Can you imagine being married to Chimpy? :(

[Connie_Corleone]

4. She's being replaced by the Laura Deluxe Model XP-5.

Now with more memory.

[Virginia Dare]

7. Mr. and Mrs. G.W. Bush...

always take separate vacations. She goes girls only and he goes guys only. Go figure. I think she's back now though and sweeping the front porch at the ranch again.

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. I'm sure when we see her next

she'll have finally recovered from all that new face work.

[tandot]

9. over-medicated and locked away from public view

[ClintonTyree]

10. In a Valium and Bourbon induced coma..........

well, maybe not a coma, but I'm sure she's feeling NO pain. That's the basic minimum it takes to live with a bonehead like her hubby. Either that or she's hard at work with her "Gang Banger Task Force"........hubby put her in charge of that last year, remember? How's that going, anyway? :shrug: I haven't noticed any appreciable decline in gangland violence since then. She's a failure, just like hubby. Good old fashioned bush family values. :eyes: The family that fails miserably together has substance abuse problems together. Speaking of substance abuse, what have the twins been up to lately? :shrug: Are they still working the docks at the U.S. Navy bases? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Bandit]

11. That "lump in the bed"

Who cares :shrug:

[yorkiemommie1]

12. out buying drapery material

so she can sew up her new fall wardrobe.