heres a new twist on an old story

[madokie]

Marriage In Your Nineties!


Man at age 92, and Woman at, age 90, are all excited about their decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Man addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes."

Man: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Man: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Man: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Man: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Man: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Man: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Man says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal
Registry."

[Sherman A1]

1. GREAT!

These days, we need a bit more humor! Thanks!