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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:05 PM
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heres a new twist on an old story
Marriage In Your Nineties!


Man at age 92, and Woman at, age 90, are all excited about their decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Man addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes."

Man: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Man: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Man: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Man: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Man: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Man: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Man says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal
Registry."
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:06 PM
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1. GREAT!
These days, we need a bit more humor! Thanks!
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