So how will airport security check BREAST IMPLANTS for explosive gel?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

:shrug:

[Atman]

1. Uh...I volunteer to help!

Hey, I'm just doing my duty as a patriotic 'Murkin!

[NoPasaran]

2. Pamela Anderson may never fly again!

[MrCoffee]

3. Heh. The FBI is on the case!!!

[originalpckelly]

4. Well that doesn't matter now that human beings have been banned...

from airplanes:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1885681

[Virginia Dare]

6. Hair gel and toothpaste don't kill...people do...n/t

[Virginia Dare]

5. Mammogram checkpoints....n/t

[fooj]

7. Maybe they should start with scanning the checked-in luggage.

You know, the luggage that fills the belly of the plane. Only 10% of this countries baggage is scanned. That's ridiculous.

[madokie]

10. that would show they really want to do what is right, protect people

They don't want to do what is right they, the misadministration, wants to only do what will further their cause. At this point it would be keeping their asses out of jail, imo

[Renew Deal]

8. It would be my patriotic duty to volunteer for such a dangerous task.

:patriot:

[Gman]

9. I would be glad to sacrifice and volunteer for this

most critical mission for national security.

Besides, I have lots of practice.

[Vinca]

11. This whole thing is getting really silly.

What's to stop the bad guys from pushing tubes of explosives up their bums and boarding a plane? They'll have to hire proctologists for every boarding gate if that happens. Ouch! The not-so-friendly skies. Now give grandma back her denture cream.

[Bandit]

12. Very carefully with lots of touchy feely

:evilgrin:

[Bake]

13. Squeeze 'em and see if they blow up?

Just a thought.

Bake