BushCo is gonna have to really start working Osama for more tapes soon

[Vinnie From Indy]

Let's see! They're gonna need an Abramoff tape, a Rove gets indicted tape, a warrantless wiretap tape etc etc etc

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. A shrub in an orange jumpsuit tape..... good one!! nt.

[Ignacio Upton]

2. They can use terror alerts

While Keith Olbermann may be following him, the "hoi polloi" sure as hell ain't.

[Horse with no Name]

3. Best bet to just get a generic tape

That way they can use it over and over.
Terror Terror Be Afraid Boogeyman gonna get you
That should cover all special events.