Little Stevie Baldwin wants you to have a threesome with God

[wtmusic]

Actor Stephen Baldwin is the born-again, George Bush-loving Baldwin brother, but who knew he's also a fan of threesomes in the bedroom?

"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'" Alec Baldwin's little brother writes in a new book excerpted in the upcoming Esquire mag. "They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

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As for Baldwin himself, "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/

n/c.

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. Isn't he young enough to enlist?

[wtmusic]

2. Yes, but God needs him here.

:puke:

[Goblinmonger]

3. A threesome with god?

I bet he'd make me feel insecure about the size of my penis.

[Matariki]

6. it's the size of Her clitoris that will make you nervous

;-)

[MrCoffee]

8. LMFAO!

[Goblinmonger]

10. well played, kineta

well played.

[MrCoffee]

4. Nothing says fundie like breaking some faces n/t

[Lars39]

5. I like the baby jesus best.

:D

[Goblinmonger]

7. Would inviting the baby jesus

into your bedroom be pedophilia?

[Lars39]

12. I meant I liked the baby jesus better than the ice-skating jesus.

Sorry...it was a quote from the movie 'Talladega Nights'. :D

[ChickMagic]

9. No wonder

he's one of the lesser Baldwins. :silly:

[fishwax]

13. I'd say he's pretty much the lessest baldwin

[ChickMagic]

15. Very good point

I stand corrected. :)

[laststeamtrain]

11. A 'Baldwin Boy' (other than Alec) in the cast means a crappy movie...

...and yes I include the completely over-rated Usual Suspects.
The most lopsided dispersal of the talent gene I can think of.

[MrCoffee]

14. Alec was good in Glengarry

Coffee is for closers! Damn right, bro.