I have a lot of toiletries FOR SALE...really cheap!!!

[burythehatchet]

My mobile shop is located just outside Hartsfield airport in Atlanta.

• Designer lipsticks
  
  
• Hair care products
  
  
• even beverages (slightly used)
  
  
• and much, much more

...come by and SAVE $$$$

[Philosoraptor]

1. I'm specifically looking for exploding cosmetics.

Or other exploding solvents.

[burythehatchet]

5. You're in luck

I've got a boat load of Mentos and Coke.

[MrCoffee]

mmmm, the Freshmaker. n/t

[countingbluecars]

2. I don't know.

I might get a better deal on ebay! Business should be booming!

[Canuckistanian]

3. I hear Lieberman is looking for some pig lipstick

He should go to Rove for that, Karl buys it by the truckload.

[jedicord]

4. Seriously, would someone get in trouble for raiding the trash cans

in airports? I saw all this expensive perfume and stuff in those cans and thought about taking a trip to IAH.

[MrCoffee]

11. IAH? don't you mean George Bush International?

It galls the hell out of me every damn time i fly home that i'm landing at Chimpy International Airport. At least I don't live in DC.

[jedicord]

26. I never refer to that airport by that name. Always IAH. n/t

[malaise]

19. This is an airport staff only bonanza n/t

[malaise]

6. Any Clinique stuff?

My rinse-off cleanser is almost finished.:D
Can you imagine what this overzealous crap cost duty free shops across the globe yesterday?

[burythehatchet]

8. I remember once I forgot that there was a

swiss army knife in my bag and watching that treasured implement get deep sixed was very painful. But they would have to pry my Edge sensitive skin shaving gel FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

[hlthe2b]

7. Great pricing on the Bonus Mystery Bags (or bins) as well, right?

[jojo54]

9. It's funny that you posted this thought.

The commentators on MSNBC were talking about that exact thing this morning.

[burythehatchet]

10. If you live near an airport, I have franchise opportunities!!

[Philosoraptor]

12. Got any OPIUM? my wife LOVES that stuff.

[burythehatchet]

14. No but I have a lot of Hash and a few ludes...oh wait

here's some OPIUM, just a few drops left...10 bucks if you pick it up today and I'll throw in a Dasani bottled water.

[Philosoraptor]

16. oh, uhhh... i'll take that too, in a plain brown lunch bag please.

[Atman]

13. I'm trying to use up all my lotion before I travel....oh...uh...AH!

There, that's better.

[burythehatchet]

15. You know, someone at Saturday Night LIve could write

a killer skit on this. The possibilities are endless..KY Jelly comes to mind.

[Atman]

17. What if they try to ban my heat seeking moisture missiles?!

I keep trying to drain them off, but there always seems to be more! What am I going to do?! I have to fly next month!!!

[NuttyFluffers]

20. Hey, these Peanut Butter and KY Jelly sandwiches aren't half bad!

:9

could probably re-enact Zoolander's gasoline scene having a perfume fight, sptrizing each other, and then lighting a cigarette later to show people that cosmetics explode...

or you could use all that lotion on the airport people movers (those "flat escalators") to make a bitchin' slip 'n slide.
*wheeeeee* "look at gramma go!" :woohoo:

[CatWoman]

18. LOL

Your very own "Qwicky Mart" eh?

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

23. thank you very kindly

[RebelOne]

21. I'll be there shortly. I'm in Marietta.

[Philosoraptor]

22. have you any MOUTHWASH OF MASS DESTRUCTION?

my breath is outright terrorizing.

[burythehatchet]

24. Listerine original - projectile vomiting guaranteed

[Deb]

25. Not on EBay? Like the nail clippers,

scissors and lighters? I'm so disappointed that we can't bid on a 25lb box of someone else's germs! Save me some used Polygrip, Vagisil and Tinactin. :wow: Never know when I'll be needing some.