KY Jelly

[MoseyWalker]

in someone's carry on bag.

Cause for embarassment or cause for suspicion and lock up in a secret prison for an un-numbered number of years?

How crazy are these psychos, and how stupid are the poor dumb fools who enforce this ridiculous shit at the airports?

Sir. I see you have a tube of KY Jelly in your bag. You are aware this is now considered something a terrorist would have in his bag,,,,,yes?

Please step over here while we..............

How crazy is this shit?????????????/

[Atman]

1. Tell the screeners you needed it to shove contraband up your ass.

Then make 'em go lookin' for it.

But you'd better have a few drinks first!

[Warren Stupidity]

2. From now on KY and Dildos must go in your checked in luggage.

As per DHS TSA rules.

[Lefty48197]

3. Condoms are banned too because you can make KY bombs out of them

instructions are available on the internet.

[lost-in-nj]

4. It depends

is it the warming kind ?



lost

[newyawker99]

8. Hi lost-in-nj!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Welcome to DU!

Another gay New Jersey DUer here!

:hi:

[evox]

5. I bet

they'll be having special ky detectors to make sure it's the real formula.

[globalvillage]

6. If they lock you up in prison

wonder if they'll let you keep it?

[Sinti]

7. Depends on what state you're in. I think a few have outlawed the stuff n/t

[SidDithers]

9. If you keep it in your carry on...

then I think you can request it be used when inspectors are performing the mandatory body cavity search.

Sid

[soothsayer]

11. We got stopped for a naughty toy we got in Canada once. The

outline was kinda' gun shaped. yipes! They let us go, redfaced.