OK, so you are a terrorist and have a liquid bomb

[Freedom_Aflaim]

Its been blabbed all over the news that liquids are being xray and banned.

Whats to stop a terrorist from carrying the liquid in a glass vial over his crotch area?

Whats to stop a terrorist from carrying the liquid in a glass vial in his anus?

Yea its disgusting I know, but prisons do body cavity searches of prisoners for this very reason (and even they fail to keep weapons/drugs out)

TSA DOES NOTHING.

It just makes a few people feel good about standing in line.

[napi21]

1. From the little they've said it takes more volume than that. n/t

[Freedom_Aflaim]

3. Multiple trips through security.

Extra members of your team.

easy problem.

[MadMaddie]

2. Some airports do have body scanners....only problem

is the people they hire barely have a high school education so they are more interested in boobies.....sigh...

[Freedom_Aflaim]

4. Those do resolve the issue of on body carry

But those machines are rare and easy to avoid (just enter the airport system at an airport without one...which is most)

Plus it doesnt solve the body cavity problem.

[MadMaddie]

8. That is true....

[wakeme2008]

5. They have know about liquid bombs since 1994

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bojinka#Manhunt

Feel safer now.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. You sound like a terrorist working out the kinks.

Just thought I'd let you know.

[tuvor]

7. delete

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

10. Gone now... but, yeah, I caught it.

I was :scared:.

[tuvor]

11. There, there. It's gone now.

As of my last check, he is now merely the neighbour of the beast.

[Freedom_Aflaim]

14. neighbor of the beast :)

I was a bit slow..didnt get it at first till someone else in another thread commented on it.

Someone who didnt get the joke must have hit the alert button.

[tuvor]

16. No, I pulled it myself.

The joke had already expired.

Your powers of deduction are very good this evening.

[Freedom_Aflaim]

9. I guess everyone is a suspect nowadays

sad

I know that you didnt mean it that way, but I understand your point)

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

12. The fact that you knew I didn't mean "it" "that way" holds promise.

I knew you didn't mean "it" "that way," either.

[Mugsy]

13. Their sophistication is growing.

The most obvious point to be made in this whole episode to me is that the SOPHISTICATION of their methods has been steadily improving ("liquid" explosives??? That's not schoolyard science).

From the low-tech "box cutters" and using planes as missiles, to plastique shoe bombs, and now liquid explosives, the people that want us dead are becoming more technically savvy and ingenious.

A good "former-Conservative" friend of mine first forsaw the coming uptick in violence in Iraq back in 2004 when insurgents began using "shaped charges" in their bombs and rockets. "Shaped charges" are basically projectiles that turn themselves inside out when detonated, cutting through steel like a hot knife through butter. This is a VERY sophisticated delivery system that no madrasa-schooled uneducated sheep-hearder is going to figure out on his own. This is the product of an EDUCATED enemy with military training.

And sure enough, Iraq has steadly grown more violent, the bombs are more deadly today that they were when this all started, and the violence has not improved one bit. Expect the same from any future "9/11 style" attacks.

[KAZ]

18. I'm not sure they are all that "sophisticated" or...

.. ingenious. They're just relying on the fact that we will not make any monetary expenditures to really secure our safety. We'll do what's cheap; take the shoes off, drink the breast milk. They play us. Both of "them".

Checked the incoming cargo shipments lately?

[dflprincess]

15. I can hear Condi now

"We never imagined that someone might stick something up their butt."

[Freedom_Aflaim]

20. BWHAHAHAAHA

It takes alot to make me burst out laughing..

That did it. Good one.

[originalpckelly]

17. I hope they take it out before detonating it. Talk about pain in the ass.

OUCH!!!!

[Sgent]

19. Easiest way?

Get breast implants. Drain of saline with syringe, inject with explosive.