TERROR FROM FIZZY DRINKS

[BooScout]

You read it here first folks. We now have the infamous non-attack of the Fizzy Drinks.

May god save us all.:tinfoilhat:

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I think New Coke and Coca-Cola Black qualify as WMD.

Weapons of Marketing Disasters.

[TlalocW]

2. Could have been worse

We could have learned that the terrorists "STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS, AND THEN THEY BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED!" - Willy Wonka

TlalocW

[DemonFighterLives]

5. I saw the oompa loompas on air this morning announcing.

:rofl:
Homeland Destruction czar chertoff and torture guru gonzales were all a fritter.

[MichaelHarris]

10. hahahahaha

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
OOMPA LOOMPA what would you do?
gallons and gallons of fizzy drink and pop rocks boarding the plane
........

[helderheid]

6. they win NOTHING! They lost! GOOD DAY SIR!

[peekaloo]

3. A friend e-mailed me that his boss won't be allowed to fly anymore....

since they'll probably be banning douche bags!

:rofl:

[BooScout]

4. If they do that..........then there is a God.

:beer:

[CrispyQ]

7. Does seltzer water qualify?

:crazy:

[elehhhhna]

8. AMERIKA: WHER THOSE MENTOS IN YOUR POCKET ARE TICKET TO GITMO

[BooScout]

9. Ya gotta love the Brits.....

They are now handing out sandwiches and tea to those in the ques at Heathrow.:toast:

[budkin]

11. BAN HAIR GEL TOO!

ONLY TERRORISTS USE HAIR GEL!!!

[undergroundpanther]

12. Aww shit

Am I gonna have to wash out the "liberty spikes" in my mowhawk,Damn it takes me a hour to spike my hawk up.. does that mean my hair is now a weapon..I can't fly with a spiked mowhawk..LOL..Sigh Always called a terrorist but I do nothing terrible..Oh well..