Oh shit gawd damn, I didn't finish mowing yesterday. will it be

[madokie]

safe for me to finish it today. holey molley, damn shit hell fire anyway. Fuck it, just send me back to Vietnam already, damn sam

[shadow knows]

1. ? You mow a lawn on a flight to England?

Because that is the red alert; flights to England.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. No - pay attention comrade!

It is flights FROM England.

sheeesh

[madokie]

8. good, I can relax now, maybe

[blonndee]

2. Actually,

if you're gonna do it, do it now. It's supposed to be 106 here in OKC today.

I know that's not what you meant, but it seems like even the heat is something to be scared of these days.

[BOSSHOG]

4. I'm gonna sneak out early

and mow the southside of our acre amidst the tree coverage. I hope terrorists down here are deaf so they don't hear my mower. With all the rain we have gotten the past month, every day is lawn mowing day.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Be wary of the liquids today, Madokie

I hear that gasoline is kinda dangerous.

And whatever you do, don't drink it.

[deminks]

6. I am actually afraid to mow for fear of starting a range fire.

It is so hot and dry here. Now that is a reality based fear.

[SidDithers]

7. I say go for it...mow that lawn...

If the grass gets too high, then the terra-ists really have won. :evilgrin:

Sid

[htuttle]

9. If you don't finish the lawn, the terrorists will have won!

Go out there today and strike (or mow) a blow for FREEDOM!

[Philosoraptor]

10. Fuck the lawn, its rapture time!

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Fuck that diet too

Jesus loves fat people. I'm having dessert tonight! :)

[madokie]

17. may as well go for it

our days are numbered anyway so they say, so who cares that we don't live a healthy lifestyle anyways.:shrug:
peace

[madokie]

13. whew,,, good

is that a tune or a band?:shrug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

26. Sounds like the beginnings of a great blues tune

:)

[madokie]

29. maybe, maybe mo' would take it and run with it, you think?

cool man walk on

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. He would be my first choice

I wonder if he would share the royalties with us - for giving him the idea? :)

[madokie]

32. Yep, I bet he would. I would say he is that kind of a man

[proud2BlibKansan]

34. I'm calling VH1

:)

[Hugin]

11. I was going to have sushi for lunch...

Now it's an AMERICAN BURGER WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FREEDOM FRIES, Baby!

[TahitiNut]

14. Terrorists from al Toro are hijacking lawnmowers

... and crashing them into houses. :evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

15. Liquids are our enemy!

It is the patriotic duty of every American to consume as many liquids as possible before they can combine to attack us!

:beer:

[Philosoraptor]

18. for god's sake, do not MIX LIQUIDS people, I can't stress this enough.

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. And leave those Mentos at home damnit!

http://www.eepybird.com/

[madokie]

30. interesting link

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Whatever you do Don't You Dare...

take a douche!

[Philosoraptor]

20. no rum and coke? no slippery nipples? I'll just die.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Right...legalize pot...NOW...before it's too late!

It's a solid! And then it's a gas!

[madokie]

24. I'll have a toke on that

cough cough

[Kailassa]

22. Are slippery nipples a drink?

Or just something you suck on?

[Philosoraptor]

23. a drink, like sex on the beach

i suggest drinking booze straight out of the bottle, unless its a blend.

[Kailassa]

37. Never tried that one. I'll have to ask the local bartender tomorrow

if he has sex on the beach.

If so I could try it with a Black Russian.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. I'd wait till we hear what's on the new Bin Laden tape...

The one Bushco is making right now!

[Kailassa]

36. You didn't audition for the part in this one?

You don't need to look at all like him, just wear a rag on your head
and mumble incoherently while you glare at the camera.

Poor old Bin would turn in his grave if he knew what his American
publicists have done to his image.

[Philosoraptor]

25. I'm gonna sin sin sin SIN SIN SIN AND SIN, then i'll ask for forgiveness

[madokie]

27. I'm none religious so I don't even have to ask for forgiveness

[MadHound]

33. Wow! You still have a lawn to mow?

Mine up and died due to heat and drought about a month ago. It's so bad even the weeds aren't growing. Of course that means that I'm having to water the orchard, berry bushes and gardens like mad. I don't know where you live, but if you've got to mow, it means that you've got rain, and you need to send some of it my way here in Mid Missouri.

[madokie]

35. just a hun'erd miles or so sw of you

if it wasn't for the locust tree sprouts I would be home free.