Desperate Joe - The Ballad of Joe Loserman

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Desperate Joe
Sung to Desperado      By The Eagles

      G  G7              C              Cm
Desparate Joe, why don't you come to your senses ?
         G            Em7      A7        D7
You been so offensive for so long now
             G       G7            C               Cm
Oh, you lost another one, I know that you got your reasons, 
      G           B7     Em7           A7       D7     G
Being a closet Republican can only hurt you right now

D         Em                Bm
Why did you kiss the AWOL cowboy,
       C                 G
He'll beat you with his pretzel if he's able,
             Em7                C                G   D
You know being honest with your sexuality is your best bet
       Em               Bm                    C              G
Now it seems to me your mistakes have been laid upon your table
        Em            A7             Am7
And those are the ones you seem to always forget


D D7  G  G7             C             Cm
Desparate Joe, oh you ain't gettin' no younger,
     G               Em7           A7          D7
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
    G      G7                  C             Cm
And freedom, well, for you, that's just some people talkin'
     G      B7   Em7                A7        D7     G
Your prison is walkin' through this world all alone


D          Em                   Bm
Don't you see you look so desperate at this time
    C                  G
People saw through your game and voted just fine
     Em7              C                   G    D
It's not hard to see why the Repugs are so down today
       Em              Bm
You lost and now it really shows
         C             G             Am7
Ain't it funny how your desperation won't go away


      G  G7              C              Cm
Desparate Joe, why don't you come to your senses ?
         G            Em7      A7        D7
You been so offensive for so long now
             G       G7            C               Cm
Oh, you lost another one, I know that you got your reasons, 
      G           B7     Em7           A7       D7     G
Being a closet Republican can only hurt you right now