I Was 50 Yards from Darth Cheney Yesterday

[rsmith6621]

As he flew into Billings MT to hunt fish...

[YOY]

1. See a doctor immediately

Evil might be contagious!

[waiting for hope]

2. EEaaww......

I would have done the Kids In the Hall stick "I'm crushing your head!" .....

[Selatius]

3. He's your emperor, you should treat him with more respect

[BeHereNow]

4. Are you all right?

Drink plenty of water and apply aloe
to any burns that may appear as the result
of being so close to the devil.

Take care of you, for me, and
I will send you healing energy right NOW-
BHN

[davidinalameda]

5. remember that shower the gave Meryl Streep in Silkwood

you need about two or three of them

[warrens]

6. Biting...tongue...very...hard

[karlrschneider]

7. EWWW, go away! We don't want your cooties!

;-)

[MrCoffee]

8. Was he hunting lawyers?

[karlrschneider]

9. Oh, "hunt fish"....it just now dawned.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mcscajun]

10. You were able to breathe that close to the stench?

And are you feeling okay today?

[gratuitous]

11. I hope you didn't forget to duck

And that you don't look much like a fish.

Modern medicine is doing some wonderful things nowadays. Your doctor will probably have a shot to take care of the hives you're sure to develop by such close proximity to Evil.

[louis-t]

12. Don't worry, the stench will leave your nostrils soon.

Peroxide on a q-tip always works for me.

[liberalmuse]

13. And you didn't get shot in the head?

You are a lucky person!

[jackstraw45]

14. The cold chill of death's hand sweeps into Montana..

Of course, on a trip to kill living things.

[im10ashus]

15. I take it you ducked just in time? n/t

:-)

[lonestarnot]

16. He doesn't have to "hunt" fish either, all he does is step into

the water and they all belly up to the top.

[devilgrrl]

17. What? They put fish in a barrel and he tries to shoot them?

Wouldn't surprise me.

[driver8]

18. They probably put the fish in a small wading pool. Tricky Dick

then puts on his hip waders, grabs his fishing pole, and gets to fishin'.

Of course, after about five minutes he pulls out his 12 gauge and starts blastin'!!