The Georgian Creed

[annabanana]

I believe in George Herbert, the father almighty creator of American power on earth and of wars, seen and unseen.
I believe in George Duyba, his most important son, our president.
He was conceived by the oil industry
born of the blessed Barbara
suffered under Bill Clinton
and was crucified, losing the election.
He descended unto the Supreme Court
At the inauguration he rose again
and ascended in power
where he is seated at the old desk of the Father so that in wars he can choose the living and the dead.
I believe in election influence of Jeb Bush, A powerful Republican Party, Communion with Congress the forgiveness of voters the resurrection of the party and the Bush Family everlasting.
Amen.


made by an irish wikipedia user

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Very good. The Irish 'get it'.

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. And in the traditional Latin....

Credo in unuum troglodytum....

[deaniac21]

3. I thought the Georgian Creed was: