"We killed all the males.. can we keep all the virgins like Moses did?"

[TomInTib]

from the one and only www.bartcop.com

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

1. They wouldn't let civilian males of fighting...

...age (I presume 16 years old and up) leave Falluja before they conducted that horrific slaughter. We need a war crimes tribunal if we're ever to recover some portion of our national soul.

[TahitiNut]

7. Amen. Until then, we're an outlaw nation.

:cry:

[Tace]

8. Alas, I Regret There Will Be No "Then"

This is a done deal.

[NanceGreggs]

2. A MUST SEE post!

I'm kickin' and recommending!

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[Tulum_Moon]

3. Where did you find that?

Is it a real advertisement? Just asking.

[TomInTib]

5. I grabbed it from good ol' bartcop

www.bartcop.com

[NNN0LHI]

4. Stuff like that makes you think n/t

[aquart]

6. Ah. Tradition.

Bloody tradition.

[DeSwiss]

9. Yahweh, yahweh, yahweh.....

You are one heartless sucker when it comes to killing kids, aren't you? First you screw up and create all these "imperfect" humans, then you set about torturing and slaughtering us in the most creative of ways. Boils, eye plucking, hand and feet amputations, stoning. Why didn't you just start over if your screwed up? Was there some kind of universe quota?

Then you tell Abraham to go kill his son if he REALLY, REALLY loves you. And at the last minute -- right before the knife plunges down you holler APRIL FOOL!!! I was just joking!!! And you walk off laughing. hahahahaha!!!!!!! You are such a card. Did you injure small animals when you were a kid?

Then when various forms of extortion don't work on old Pharoh in Eygpt (locusts, plagues, frogs, etc), you send in your hit-angels to kill some baby boys. So now Moses, who obviously learned his lessons from you very well (and wants to show you he's got the "stones" for the job so he can qualify for stock options or something), kills men, baby boys AND non-virgin women. Leaving himself and his posse all the young virgin girls. We call them pedophiles now and they'd have gotten 15 to life. And what's worse, after Moses' posse is done with their killing, he tells them "to go purify themselves for you." Purify themselves? Hell, it was way late for that homey.

And all this is just an inkling of the murder and mayhem that you have wrought on us. So tell me again why you're supposed to be the god of love? Oh, that's right, Jesus. But you let them kill him too didn't you? For our sins.

OUR SINS????????

Okay, go ahead and send me to hell. THAT one you got right.....

[TomInTib]

10. Whoa!!

Why don't you just tell it like it was?

Oh,...wait a minute...

I think you did.

[Occulus]

11. I want to print this as a tract and slip it in every hymnal in the country

When you put it that way.... it's just not a very fucking nice religion, is it?