Three Kids and George Bush

[liberal N proud]

President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordans." Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and said, "But, son, you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. LOL Here is another one

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no
room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the
first room. In it was John Howard and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing
over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I
could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time, and more rocks appeared.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all
I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on
the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this.

"The devil smiled and said.... "Monica, you're free to go!"

[Jensen]

2. LOL

:rofl:

[MadMaddie]

3. He...He...

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