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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 06:59 PM
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O M G! K Harris Has Jumped The Shark. I Mean The Possum! Yikes!
what the hell? Let go of that poor critter katey!.....



U. S. Congresswoman Katherine Harris, R-Florida, holds up a possum she purchased at the Wausau Possum Festival, Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006, in Wausau, Fla. Harris is a candidate for the U. S. Senate.(AP Photo/Phil Coale)
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:00 PM
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1. She bought it? What the hell for?
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:02 PM
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5. I have no idea!
there was no story to go with it. The poor critter. :(
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chimpymustgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:15 PM
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17. leftchick! How about FAIR WARNING: GRAPHIC! ONLY FOR STRONG STOMACHS!
But thanks for posting, silly girl.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:40 PM
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29. lol!
very true! and I am a silly girl!

:hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:03 PM
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6. She spent $400 on that thing
$400!!! This woman has "Senator" written all over her. Watch out Moxie (or is that one Spunk), don't get bit!
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:40 PM
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28. Not to worry, MrCoffee
In the event of a puncture, merely locate the leak, spray on an adhesive, apply a patch, and re-inflate until the appropriate size has been re-established. :rofl:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 06:36 AM
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45. A little history. This is an annual event in Florida. All Politicians
are expected to show up and bid on the possums. All money raised goes to charity and the possums are released.

Some are just traumatized a little more than others.
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:52 PM
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51. Grease up the skillet, Ma -- possum is good eatin' !
It actually tastes really good, but I would't kill an animal like that every again.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:00 PM
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2. I hope it rips out her spleen.
Possums can bite pretty hard.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:00 PM
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3. Oh, is THAT what it is? I thought it was her FIRST BORN! n/m
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susu369 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:13 PM
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16. B-a-a-a-a-d boy!!!!!
:spank:

Now, apologize to all possums.

:-)
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:18 PM
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19. the medical term for something like that is terratoma
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KatyaR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 09:57 PM
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34. "Terratoma" - snort!!!
:spray:

:applause:

Two points!
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Time for change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:01 PM
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4. What kind of campaign trick is this?
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:03 PM
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7. Please don't take me there.
:rofl:
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loves_dulcinea Donating Member (384 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:05 PM
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8. Mmmm
possum stew!
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:06 PM
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9. You'd have to be a focking MORON to get a BOOB JOB before a senate run
Hair for brains.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:08 PM
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12. How about a little respect when you're talking about The Ladies
Her 2 point plan to win the senate is flawless! Pump up those numbers, Katie. Run your ass off!!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:20 PM
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23. There's 3 boobs in that picture.
And it ain't the one with a long tail.
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:44 PM
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47. LMAO
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:07 PM
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10. pinatas
Looks like the opossum is trying to break the pinatas.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:07 PM
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11. She is a little short-handed in the campaign office.
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:08 PM
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13. Florida is possum country...woulda thought she was running in Kentucky
or some sorta down home out east sort of country type state. I thought Florida was quite sophisticated? I could be wrong? (see K. Harris)
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 03:40 AM
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37. All the Southern states have some level of sophistication.
Edited on Tue Aug-08-06 03:40 AM by Clark2008
I hate regional bias.

I'm sure there's rednecks in your state, too. Just as there are Rhodes Scholars in my Southern state.
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:28 PM
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46. Honey, I was born and bred in Virginia..you know, the capital of the
Confederacy? Get a grip. I was insulting Katherine, not southerners..ps. My name is Katherine also so THERE!
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:11 PM
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14. Harris is the one on the right?
Correct?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:12 PM
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15. I don't blame her for this picture
When you're 4 deep in the rotation for campaign managers, this is what you get. Don't listen to these nattering nabobs of negativity, Kates, you can do it!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:16 PM
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18. Yeeesch! Goes to show what money for brains gets you.
Possums come into my yard for free if I put cat food out.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:18 PM
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20. they are extremely dangerious animals. why did the possum cross the road.?
none have ever made it across alive.. no one knows
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:19 PM
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22. It was trying to get away from Harris!
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:19 PM
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21. Yes, this should help her race,
now if she would just pick up a rattlesnake, that would put over the top.
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kellenburger Donating Member (112 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:20 PM
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24. Is it me or is she HOT !!
:sarcasm: :puke:

just kidding !

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bluedog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:26 PM
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25. she'd better obey the laws with that......and check to see if it needs a l
license

Florida

According to the Fish and Wildlife Department, STO are legal to own without a permit according to at least minimal cage specifications. To sell or use for exhibition requires a license.

The license is $50 and can be obtained from the website http://www.floridaconservation.org.

The STO must be kept in at least minimum caging specifications from Florida:

These are the caging specifications:

5. Ringtail opossums, gliders, pygmy possums, brushtail possums, cuscus, bandicoots

a. Small (e.g., pygmy opossums)

(I) For one or two animals, a cage or enclosure 2 feet by 2 feet, 4 feet high, For each additional animal, increase cage size by 25 percent of original floor space.

(II) Each cage shall have perching area(s) and nest box(es) that shall accommodate all animals in the enclosure simultaneously. Each cage shall have a horizontal climbing apparatus.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:34 PM
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26. corrupt republicon cronies always have strange sexual perversions
But I am shocked, shocked, shocked, I tell you, at this one...
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:39 PM
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27. OMG. This is the only way she can get attention.
She is shunned even by the Bushies.

Poor little possum being used this way.
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Deb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:46 PM
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30. omg, check out what we missed at this festival!
http://www.chipleybugle.com/sponsors/PossumFestival/possumfestival.htm

I wonder how she did in the Hog Callin' Contest. This was a politician's nightmare stop. :rofl:


http://www.palmbeachpost.com/politics/content/state/epaper/2006/08/06/a6a_possum_0806.html

"Attorney General Charlie Crist, a forkful of shredded meat in his mouth, couldn't help a grimace despite the local television cameras. "It's the best possum I've ever had in my life," he managed gamely.

Crist's opponent in the Republican primary, Chief Financial Officer Tom Gallagher, cited seven previous visits during earlier runs for statewide political office. "I've had my share," he said as he passed by the "possum and taters" table."


:spray:
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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:20 PM
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54. Paint Chip Eatin' Fun for the whole famdamnly!!...nt
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Freedom_Aflaim Donating Member (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 07:49 PM
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31. That is one UGLY VILE NASTY creature !!!
But the possum aint to bad.

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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 08:04 PM
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32. I trapped a Harris in a catch-em-alive trap last month
Foul smelling creature! I took it down to the river and let it loose.
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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 08:05 PM
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33. The GOP should run the possum. It is cute.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 03:35 AM
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35. WTF!!!
I have opposums in my area, they get a bad rap from people who don't understand them. Seeing that monster holding that little opposum like that makes me sooooooo :mad: :grr: :nuke:!!!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 03:38 AM
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36. Hey, don't knock it. Possum is good eatin'.
And it'll make a nice change of pace from all the crow she'll be eating come November.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 03:50 AM
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38. KO talked about this on Countdown last night and he ended
with something like pointing out that Harris was the one on the right.
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:07 AM
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39. A bit of the subliminal going on here?
Take a look at the sign in the background.. a big red "NO" :)

Do NOT vote for this person "NO" mmmmuuuhhhhaauuuahhhahahahaha..

All I can think of when I see a pic like that is The Beverly Hillbillies.. and oddly enough, she IS getting even MORE Unattractive since her Cruella DeVille days, hard to imagine..

Can't she just go to Piggly Wiggly and get Possum all wrapped in plastic on styrofoam with the wieght and price sticker on it like everyone else? :)

I actually thought it was her newest Campaign Manager, since she goes through them like shit through a goose.

She'll bring all the class to the Senate that Bush brought to the White House, eh?
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:25 AM
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40. Nice to see her posing with one of her peers.. Nasty animals that
like to crawl inside dead animals and eat..
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 04:57 AM
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41. You can really feel the LOVE there
Nothing says "I love you" like the vicious squinty ratfucktress holding up an angry possum whilst her campaign bumper sticker peels off her lapel. The only thing that would make this image more perfecter is if the little varmint lovingly scratched a big gouge in her shit-eating face, while screaming, "You ruined our country, bitch!"
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 06:25 AM
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42. I'd check myself for ticks and other parasites...
...if I was that possum.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 06:27 AM
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43. Best. Photo. Ever. n/t
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 06:28 AM
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44. Which one looks more like a giant rat?
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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:46 PM
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48. OMG - I almost barfed...I snorted so hard....
That is hilarious...

Oh please let there be video....
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:48 PM
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49. UPDATE: The possum needed rabies shots soon after the picture was taken
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:49 PM
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50. They look just alike!
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:53 PM
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52. Nothing like possum soup and a little rheumatoid medicene....
Just ask Granny
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 12:54 PM
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53. She bought it as a companion
for the two she keeps under her shirt

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