President Monkey Ass to make statements on ME crisis-9 am Central

[Philosoraptor]

And I thought I heard them say that his main F___ Buddy Condi will be there as well.

I'll let you know of there are any highlights or mispronounciations or lies.

[Skidmore]

1. Must be the "busy" part of his vacation.

[peekaloo]

2. I call Neo-Condi his "Buckle Bunny".

cuz ya know she's been to da rodeo.

[Philosoraptor]

3. He'll be talking about a cease fire plan?

I can hear it now, Hezbollah must cease fire for there be peace on earth good will toward men.

[paparush]

4. Iraq Withdrawl plans BEFORE the November 'Lections.

[oc2002]

5. I think you should add cocaine drunken monkey ass to Pres Title.

nt.

[Henny Penny]

39. The Commander in Chief...

"Mr. W Coke-head Monkey-Drunk"!

[The Cleaner]

6. Will the networks carry it via special report?

I am sans cable TV.

[Philosoraptor]

7. I'm sure it will be on their official website later.

I'll try to find the transcript.

[madokie]

8. cnn audio feed now, president monkey ass fits him good

[Sydnie]

12. Don't you just LOVE the the pic they are showing of him?

Classic "What are we talking about?" pic. :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

9. Audio only-- Aliverate, alevalate, aleiveeriate, aleevernate

[johnfunk]

17. Aleevitate, relieviate, proleviate, alluviate, there's a way forurd

[johnfunk]

19. Tairer stops the vance of democracy!

[Philosoraptor]

10. root cause...hezbollah created the crisis....of course

and it's sponsors, syria and iran

[KharmaTrain]

11. He Must Look Real Hungover

No video? What's the deal with that? Audio sounds like he's at a podium and there are reporters in the room...where's the camera? That place is wired to the gills for this kind of stuff. Be prepared...boooshie must fallen off his segway again.

[Philosoraptor]

13. this audio only shit is a first, did he injure himself again?

[KharmaTrain]

29. Something Is Being Hidden

There are more satellite trucks at that place than at NASA...they can "beam" him up anytime. If not "the bird", there's always high-speed internet that can accomodate a picture.

But from my experience in working with satellites...this sure sounds like it's being done in a closed setting in front of set up microphones where a camera could easily be clicked on...and my bets are the truck to get it out is only a few feet away outside the door.

Yep, they're definitely trying to keep boooshie hidden today...since I can't see any reason in this day of 24/7 instant-anywhere news why we're getting a 1970's audio-only feed...and a decent quality one at that.

Hmmm...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

the high school gym has cheerleader practice

edit typo

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

14. dupe

[DemonFighterLives]

16. He's bunkered up

No cameras in him and his girlfriends lair.

Hitler and Eva on vacation.

[KharmaTrain]

25. Isn't Pickles Still In Alaska?

I remember reading she was spending this month at Denali...talk about being as far away from this mess as you can get.

[DemonFighterLives]

30. Could be ?

Condi and her husb needed to get "busy".
:evilgrin:

[KharmaTrain]

Ewwwwww....

Call me old-fashioned, but if these two are "an item", I don't want to know about it.

Sure does seem like they've been keeping Pickles out of sight these days. You'd think with this asshat's personal approval numbers in Nixonland, they'd be trotting her out a lot more this campaign season to do her Minnie Pearl impressions. Methinks something isn't quite right in that marriage. Now where's David Broder to investigate? LOL.

[johnfunk]

15. Condi and her simian boyfriend speaking NOW

The Bush boy recycling talking points, speaking slowly and stumblingly as if he'd had one too many Jacks last night; Condi sounding well-rehearsed, but without the camera there's no way to tell if she's wearing her kinky boots this morning.

[Philosoraptor]

18. SYRIA AND IRAN SPONSOR TERROR...SYRIA AND IRAN

[Sydnie]

21. BINGO! Took him long enough to get to the real meat of his message nt

[malaise]

22. Why don't they

STFU. People are being slaughtered while Bush and Condi continue to chat Shite.

[malaise]

27. WTF is

Islamic fascism - man these morons can twist concepts to their advantage. Bushco's regime is fascist.

[lpbk2713]

20. No cameras allowed.

They haven't come up with a good way yet to conceal the "wire" he uses at speaking engagements. You know, the one that Rove uses to tell Shit-for-Brains what to say.

[DemonFighterLives]

23. Syriran

The two have become one.
Hezbollah is the cause. blah blah- It took so long for a "concept" to emerge for a ceasefire.

"Lo and behold" - another crisis would arise - his reasons for no diplomacy.

[LongTomH]

24. His phrase of the day seems to be "root cause"

Just like "it's hard work" during the debates or "I've got capital" after the election.

Anyone remember Leonard de Caprio as Howard Hughes in "The Aviator"? When Hughes started coming apart, he started repeating phrases like "wave of the future," "wave of the future." See the analogy?

[DemonFighterLives]

26. dubby wants international pressure on Hezbollah

The great challenge of this century- such profound words from the instigater of all the violence "Islamic Radicalism" Isslamic Facism
My God man - Now talking about Human decency.
Anger and resentment bubbled forth.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

28. condi's handling the phones...

it's hard work

september the 11th

[Philosoraptor]

31. WHY NO PICTURE?

SOMETHING STINKS.

[DemonFighterLives]

32. Cool hand dubby

just said that "what you are watching here is diplomacy"

What I am watching is a picture of two clueless pretend leaders babbling and doing nothing.

[malaise]

34. This is unbelievably bad

Good fugging grief.

[DemonFighterLives]

36. No lie

Philosophical highground- condi and I :puke:
Chaos- Islamo- facist - chaos
There are those that want to undermine liberty.

We,weh, we

[Philosoraptor]

37. we-we we we we we w e we

[DemonFighterLives]

38. Takes a lot of "work" for those of you with your bingo cards

and "focus" - that is what we are going to do- be focused.

[malaise]

43. Meanwhile Netanyahu

is screaming on BBC that the world better support Israel and allow them to finish this. Sackur is tearing him to shreds. Make sure you watch BBC Hardtalk later today. Netanyahu is a raving lunatic.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/hardtalk/default.stm

[DemonFighterLives]

44. thanks

I don't see what anyone peceives as a "finish" to this?
No one knows the beginning and the end is nowhere in sight.
:nuke:

[DemonFighterLives]

33. What I said, er think I said, er believe I said

Hep me out here!
Talking about what he may have said in Germany.

[mtnsnake]

35. He refers to her as Condi instead of Secretary Rice. What a fucking dummy

How much more unprofessional and childish can this fucker get?

[johnfunk]

40. Different grafx on CNN and CNN INternational!

CNN: Red background with "affable monkey" photo of the Popular Wartime Preznit ®

CNN Int'l: Same red background, but!!! "dimwit monkey" photo instead!

That's called tailoring the image to your viewers!

[DemonFighterLives]

41. The dimwit Monkey

really is a better fit for this speech.
:rofl:

[helderheid]

42. how fucking creepy!

[MaineDem]

45. They must have changed it

I saw the "dimwit monkey" pic on the regular CNN feed earlier.

[ProgressiveFool]

47. They did change it, I noticed it, too

I was thinking of a Daily Show sketch they could have done, showing the "behind-the-scenes" process at CNN, where they go through pic after pic of * until they find a good one - you know, the "Chinese Door Torture" pic, the "Noogie" pic, the "Who Farted In a Crowd" pic, etc.

[Sydnie]

48. CNN domestic used both pictures

They were changing them up every so often. Guess they thought we wouldn't notice that it wasn't a "live" shot of blivet** speaking if they changed it often enough.

I noticed that bottom picture and commented on it up thread. I called it the "What are we talking about?" picture. :rofl:

[DemonFighterLives]

46. video feed coming on

western white house - podium on the pig farm.