Caption If You Dare...

[kpete]

[Lindacooks]

1. Yum... lunch!!

[Dr.Phool]

2. I've heard these things taste like chicken.

[Heidi]

3. Caption:

"Whatta you mean, possums can't vote in Florida? Of course,they can!,"
U. S. Congresswoman Katherine Harris, R-Florida, assures a prospective voter
at the Wausau Possum Festival, Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006, in Wausau, Fla.
Harris is a candidate for the U. S. Senate.(AP Photo/Phil Coale)

[Straight Shooter]

11. Katherine Harris grabs a piece of tail on the campaign trail. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

4. "Look at this hideous beast!"

"Can someone please ask her to put me the fuck down, now?"

[GaYellowDawg]

5. "Play dead, dammit!! You know, like my campaign!!"

nm

[oasis]

6. Kate Harris walks into a bar with a possum under her arm. Barkeep asks

"hey what are you doing with that pig?"

Kate says, "That's not a pig, it's a possum"

Barkeep says, "I was talking to the possum".

[uppityperson]

8. good, thank you

[BrotherBuzz]

10. Zing! LOL

[bananarepublican]

7. Republicans... the culture of making fun of life! Any shape, way, or...

... of cruelty to any living thing is inexcusable.

Tell me, is the "culture of life" alive and well in New Orleans? Is the culture of life alive and well in Iraq? Is the culture of life alive and well in Lebanon? Oh yeah! Let's not forget about "the stem cell thing" (as opposed to the "vision thing")...

The "ruling asylum" espouses a culture of life for the unborn, whilst showing a complete disregard for those who already exist. Go figure!

[TahitiNut]

9. "Katherine Harris: Kissing Ass On The Campaign Trail"

... and loving it. :puke:

[NMMNG]

12. Katherine Harris enrages Animal Rights activists by torturing a possum,

holding it by the tail and forcing it to look her square in the face.

[kpete]

14. LOL

you just won!!!

[Chulanowa]

13. Get your paws offa me, you damn dirty ape!

Ooooor...

"I'm WAY more scared of you than you are of me, lady!"