Freepers are putting on their tinfoil hats...HILARIOUS!!

[MsKandice01]

From a Freeper thread about Bin Laden's new tape:

"Putting on my tinfoil hat, the timing of this is simply perfect for one individual who would rather than her "plantation" comment AND the release of the Barrett report not be the top items for tomorrow's headlines."

"Are we sure this tape wasn't recorded by a Howard Dean clone who speaks Arabic fluently??? Sounds like the Hellfires are making things a little too hot for Osama and his pals, but it also sounds like this tape was created by our very own DNC."

"Hullo? Hullo? Is this Osama Barama? Baraka Bin Lama? Your Buddy, er, Teddy calling. Hullo?"

I can't stop laughing over here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1561006/posts

[ellenfl]

1. sheesh! they haven't got a clue! eom

[KingFlorez]

2. What in the world?

Crazy fools

[yurbud]

3. so it's nuts to think Bush would do this with resources of whole gov't,

but not Hillary, whose benefit from this is questionable at best.

[iamjoy]

4. It Is Kinda Funny

Considering how many of us ponder the way bin Laden tapes seem to coincide with the Bush administration being in trouble.

[trixie]

20. Exactly

Let's look at the evidence shall we? The bin Ladens and the Bush's have been friends for years/generations. In the late 90s the New American Century stated that we needed a "Pearl Harbor" type of event to get Americans to allow this group to begin world domination. 9/11 is quite convenient since Bush has already put into action his plans, I believe he actually says, "My own little Pearl Harbor". He has been stomping across the planet unimpeded and with the glory from people like the freepers. Now the administration is in trouble so wouldn't it be very convenient for Bush to call upon the bin Ladens (you know the one who we don't care to find anyways) to place another attack to get them (freepers/Bushites) all riled up again and back to the original agenda?

[FreedomAngel82]

22. And don't forget

I believe it was sometime last year the Bush administration said the Saudi government didn't have to be searched for weapons. Why not?

[KittyWampus]

5. the Barrett Report exonerates Clinton. As does testimony of IRS & Feds

they're like 3 year olds mimicking grown up talk.

They hear our deductions based on facts and use same words in their own infantile context.

[Shakespeare]

6. Ya know, you can get meds to help with that....

What loons.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. What do you expect? They're stupid!

[Straight Shooter]

8. Well, at least they are as skeptical as we are. My question to them is:

How many times has OBL shown up when bush is on a downhill slide? It's been a parallel co-inky-dink all the way, from the beginning.

[MsKandice01]

14. Freeper response: Bush has been on a downhill slide??

NEVER! He's doing a fabulous job! The DNC/MSM has you guys brainwashed!

[hiaasenrocks]

9. Oh, no! They figured it out.

:eyes:

Stupid fuckin' freeper.

[jimshoes]

15. Quickly, cancel plan x

and go to plan yy. Urgent111!!!

[magellan]

10. Implying the Dems could do this without * knowing

Nice of one of them to finally admit how useless the * maladministration is.

[waiting for hope]

11. Why oh Why

do Freepers think Democrats are without religion and/or faith?

"To: thoughtomator
The only difference is that the Democrats don't give a damn whether God is willing.
15 posted on 01/19/2006 8:54:58 AM PST by Brilliant
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What very narrow small worlds they live in .......

[FreedomAngel82]

23. Oh good grief

Jimmy Carter? Bill and Hillary Clinton? John and Teresa Kerry? Christian's. Good grief. And right here posting is a true blue liberal Christian. :eyes: Ignorant fools.

[NanceGreggs]

12. I think Deocracy will survive Freeperville ...

... but the English language is barely on life-support over there ...

[kevinbgoode]

13. Ohhhh....but I thought the Freepers, led by Dear Leader

had taken care of Osama three years ago. . .!!!

Oh, that's right - they thought he must have fled to Iraq.

[JohnnyRingo]

16. He said "he wouldn't rest" until he got him

Not counting the 275+ vacation days in Crawford, he hasn't rested either.

[FreedomAngel82]

24. And than he said

"You know I just don't spend that much time on him really."

[ticapnews]

26. Isn't it possible Osama is hiding under some brush in Crawford?

That's why D-Dubya-I is spending so much time down there clearing brush on his "ranch." I think it's obvious the CIA got a tip that Osama's down there.

Another possibility is that Shrub is too busy helping OJ find the real killers.
Now watch this drive.

[peacetalksforall]

17. I would never tell anyone not to read these people because I linked to

plenty of right wing lists in the 1990's to try to verify my suspicions that the right wing agenda was 'vast', orchestrated, mercenary and unethical. I was astounded to learn the extent of the partnership between the right wing and the tv networks and cable companies. I learned a lot - which journalists to trust and distrust, which papers and magazines to trust and distrust. I learned about the think tanks and foundations and spent precous little time looking at mission statements and attempting to figure out who claimed they were tax exempt and why.

So I say learn - but what are you going to do with the knowledge about the way they think or not think? Do you attempt to figure out what it would take to turn them?

The right wing voting base is sinking. Can you apply this knowledge to make it sink faster?

Or is it only worthwhile for the laughs?

[alittlelark]

18. This whacko thinks he sounds like Dem's - Murtha in particular.

To: thoughtomator
Again Osama repeats Democrat talking points. Or is it the other way around?
Hard to tell - parts of the speech sounded like Murtha...

20 posted on 01/19/2006 8:56:36 AM PST by GOPJ
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:crazy: :puke:

[sui generis]

19. I admit it. I recorded that tape, but don't tell anyone.

Actually, it was Urdu I was speaking, but close enough.

Now who gave out my Osama Barama code name? Was it someone here on DU? I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too.

[FreedomAngel82]

21. What lame asses

[TallahasseeGrannie]

25. It's official

we're ALL loony.