"I Think About President Bush With Every Bite I Take"

[The Cleaner]

http://www.wketchup.com/

:puke: :puke:

[liberal N proud]

1. I think they did that in 2004 because Kerry was married to a Heinz

They couldn't go to events and have Heinz ketchup on the table.

[Deja Q]

2. Why don't they call it a vegetable and be done with it?

Oh, how much is "a portion" that goes to that oh-so-noble-cause anyway? 0.01 penny per dollar?

[lonestarnot]

3. It's the bloody reich.

[lonestarnot]

4. I PREFER HEINZ THANK YOU.

[LoZoccolo]

5. I'm surprised they're still selling that.

I did notice that there's scant reference to the very-easily-debunked-and-thus-therefore-a-self-imposed-liability fabricated connection between the Heinz company in their current form and Theresa Heinz-Kerry on that site. But that gag is so old in any case. For how long does ketchup keep, anyways? I wonder if they're trying to erase the expiration dates on their unsold stock by now.

[zcflint09]

6. Dubya ketchup--made with the blood of innocent Iraqis since 2002

Now excuse me while I vomit.

[theHandpuppet]

7. Fooled me -- I thought this was an interview with Condi Rice!

"Not even a bite on the cheek for old time's sake?"
K'EHLEYR, from ST:TNG