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never_get_over_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 12:13 PM
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Need a good laugh....
My brother-in-law sent this to me - he has often sent me stuff from the other side - but after years of the admin's BS he has grown weary of them too - and don't get him started about the domestic spying stuff - anyway this is way too funny - many of you might have already seen it but for those of you who haven't ENJOY!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W.
Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain,

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help
the dumb shit get down!"

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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 12:15 PM
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1. I like that nickname
* is a post turtle.
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nam78_two Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 12:27 PM
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2. LOL
:rofl:

Good one....
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ktowntennesseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:01 PM
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3. Oldie but goodie.
Hadn't heard it for a while--still good for a much needed laugh!
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never_get_over_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:07 PM
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5. Thought it probaby was
but made me laugh so big had to share.....
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-05-06 01:06 PM
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4. Now, what did * do to those frogs? JAT n/t
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