"LBN" on KNTV, SF/San Jose: "Viewer Sees Face Of Jesus In Shrimp"

[Newsjock]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14189778/

An NBC11 viewer submitted photos Friday of a shrimp he said has the face of Jesus on it.

The viewer said he discovered the face a few weeks ago.

The viewer said he hopes the pictures of the shrimp will help people find hope or at least, put smiles on their faces.

there are, of course, pictures

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Jesus was short but he wasn't no SHRIMP!

Okay, I'm convinced...:rofl:

[Cocoa]

2. cool shades

who says Jesus wasn't hip

[Cooley Hurd]

6. Hey... you're right!

I think that's Ronnie Milsap!:rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. That's not Jesus.

That's Dave Navarro, dammit!

Does this mean we now have to start worshipping Dave Navarro? I don't know if I would be comfortable with that.

[Cooley Hurd]

12. .

:spray::rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

14. No, not Dave Navarro - the ZigZag man, dammit!

Between the rapture index and the Jesus sightings I'm really beginning to be concerned about the sanity of the fundies.

[patdem]

3. My husband is alergic to shrimp..does that make him the anti christ?

just askin?

[yorkiemommie1]

4. omg we're having shrimp for dinner!

I just put a bunch in the skillet! ohhhh,noooooooo!

[whistle]

5. It looks more like the face of a devil to me

[Nikki Stone 1]

7. A Jewish Savior in an unkosher food? Isn't that sacreligious?

Just askin...

[SmokingJacket]

8. they need to visit the museum of Food Anomalies...

http://www.hanttula.com/exhibits/freakyfood/

Not only can you find the face of Jesus on a piece of lettuce, but also LIttle Orphan Annie in a Pancake and weirdly lascivious carrots.

[Lisa]

10. it's a regular roundup of Jesus sightings!

Sheet metal, dental x-rays, and now shrimp.

[TacticalPeek]

11. Maybe it goes well with a little Mayo Buddha?

[beyurslf]

13. I am the only one who doesn't inspect my food for images of dead people

before I eat? I bet that was a tasty shrimp going to waste there.

[TahitiNut]

15. People in dire need of a Rorschach test.

Their souls cry out for padded cells and canvas jackets with VERY long sleeves. :crazy:

[onecent]

16. This is just WRONG.... fucking wrong.

[FUGW]

17. The viewer is an arrogant, faithless SOB, if he believes his pathetic

pictures are more powerful then the story of Christ's life in bringing souls to God.

[AlCzervik]

18. i am totally making a Jesus face stamp and then using it on everything

and then off to ebay to make my fortune----insert crazed villain laugh here.

[Bluebear]

24. mwahahaha!

[NYC]

19. Don't forget the ice cream sundae with Jesus Christ. (picture)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I think that's actually Che Guerva. nt

[Bluebear]

20. Is it blasphemy to butter your Savior?

Or serve Him with cocktail sauce?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. If I got that shrimp, I'd eat it and then I'd say...

"Dude, I just fucking ate Jesus. Sweeet." Then again, LynneSin has always said shellfish would be my ticket to hell.

[Bluebear]

23. OMG!!!! MOLLY IVINS IN A COFFEE CUP!!!!

Bow down!!!!!!

[lectrobyte]

25. Repo Man explains everything

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

[Kadie]

26. Remember this website?

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

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