God's gotta be a schizophrenic by now...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

He's on EVERYBODY'S side.

What's up with that?

Hizbolah's got him, the Israeli's have him, We got him in spades, The Sunni's have him, the Shiites...

I'm sure glad I ain't him or I'd go seriously Old Testament on everybody's ass.

:toast:

On edit: I just got an email from him and he said he's postponing the Rapture just to piss off the fundies. He was pretty cool about it using smilies and LOL's.

[jody]

1. God just told me to tell you everything is going according to divine will.

:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

2. Astute observation, TYJ ...

Maybe that's why there's so much turmoil in the world lately. God isn't ANGRY with one group or another -- he's just off his meds.

[SPKrazy]

3. That's Because These Are Such Limited Views Of God

to think that God favors one group over another

[tridim]

4. If god took sides he'd side with the agnostics.

I have no doubt about that.

[Hoping4Change]

5. Most excellent post. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[Nikki Stone 1]

6. Nah. God's delaying the rapture because not enough folks have done their

nails. :)

[elehhhhna]

7. "He" is a she and a flipflopper to boot.

[RaleighNCDUer]

8. Well, I'm giving him a little break

cuz I don't have him. We've got an agreement - I don't believe in him, and he doesn't have to worry about me.