Rumsfeld Blames Rising Insurgent Violence On Weather…

[CatWoman]

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/03/afghan-violence/

:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

1. The man is absolutely....

...fucking certifiable. He is in the beginning stages of senility and will probably head down the Alzheimer's road very soon. Too bad his alcoholic boss vetoed stem cell research.

[cliss]

19. I second that.

If you look VERY very closely at the man, you start to realize he really is off the deep end. I'm saying this without any malice (all right a little malice).

But if you read his testimony, speeches and other material put out by this man, you come to only one conclusion

= he is out of his mind.

He's just 1" inch away from having the guys in their white coats come pick him up.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. Can they pick up ** at the same time? nt

[bemildred]

2. I was thinking it might be some sort of hormone imbalance ... nt

[warrens]

3. If Jon Stewart misses this softball, he should just retire

Good god, that's one of the craziest things I have ever heard. Nah, it's not because they hate our guts, it's the DAMN WEATHER.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Why of course, it only rises in the spring, summer, and fall! Now, why

are you rolling around, laughing?

[CatWoman]

5. sorry

:rofl:

[LSK]

6. is that what he said?? I couldnt make heads or tails of what he said

Except he seemed to be questioning himself. :rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

7. Gee they only fight us when weather permits. We're winning.

Oh wait, I though we won that war a long time ago...

[DemoTex]

8. Rumsfeld claims violence increases in the Spring, Summer and Fall ..

In the North, East, South, and West (were the WMDs "were").

Any port in a storm, especially a shit-storm. Eh, Rum-a-dum?

[rodeodance]

16. te he, i recall that.

[Beausoleil]

26. And around Tikrit, somewhat, don't forget. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Well at least it ain't God's fault this time!

Or The Clenis!

[Junkdrawer]

10. Hey, maybe he can do a guest shot for the DVD release of An Inconvenient

Truth.

Get Al on the phone...

[damntexdem]

11. He talks like an idiot but isn't one -- he simply profoundly ...

disrespects the humanity of those who question him, and especially of the victims of his war crimes.

But most of all, I blame Bushista spin on the weather: the spin increases in the summer, the spring, the fall, and the winter.

[rodeodance]

12. next he will say it is a full moon.

[Ilsa]

17. The insurgents were werewolves. roflmao nt

[RoseMead]

18. Yikes! Human-animal hybrids!

Dumbass was right! lol

[Ilsa]

22. LOL. I don't know if I could have kept a straight face when the

Chimperor (another hybrid) said it even if I had been a member of his cabinet.

[CatWoman]

23. bwahahahahahaha

then why did they loot all of the silver from the museum?

:rofl:

[gatorboy]

13. I guess with the success of Reagan,

republicans have decided that they have to keep at least one nut with Alzheimers in the loop...

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. He is such a smarmy, weasely little bastard.

He sickens me to no end.

[rodeodance]

15. [e-mail] would like it also

[htuttle]

20. I can just see him saying that in front of a green screen

"There's a high tension front coming down fron the North which might hook up with the low hope system hanging over the Southern part of the country. Scattered bullet showers are expected all along this front until 8 pm...."

[Skidmore]

21. Rummy can kiss my middle-aged tush.

Rummy is an insane egomaniacal bloodthirsty creep. Sounds about right for someone who is detached from reality.

[Jacobin]

25. What happened to the 'handful of dead enders" thingy?

That's what he was saying they were in the beginning of the insurgency, three years ago....just a handful of dead enders and saddam loyalists.

Guess they multiplied in the heat of the spring, summer and winter.

:rofl: