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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 08:56 AM Original message |
Today's the day, right? Rapture Day? |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
1. Man, that was last year |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 AM Original message |
People who didn't have their toes pointed didn't get Raptured??? |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
24. There's a reason they call it "Rapture." |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:03 AM Response to Reply #1 |
8. The Cult of Scottie. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
51. Yeah, but Icarus lost his wings, as I recall |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. He used wax. These people use duct tape. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:08 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. I thought the sky would have been chuck full o' these people ... |
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fasttense (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:17 AM Response to Reply #1 |
13. Why are they raptured with their clothes on? |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:22 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. "Now that I want to see."??? |
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AntiFascist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:23 PM Response to Reply #13 |
68. This reminds me of an episode of "Six Feet Under".... |
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guinivere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
70. I read someplace where they somehow obtain a |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
21. If the Rapture really happened last year... |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
23. I wonder what happened to that guy who quit his job... |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
34. I thought we would all be raptured in the buff. |
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sutz12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:47 PM Response to Reply #1 |
46. Wow, just like Carousel..... |
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ReadTomPaine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:16 PM Response to Reply #46 |
66. Yup. |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
48. Wait, I thought only white people got raptured? |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
64. ain't they sposed ta be nekkid? |
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IselaB (235 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
65. Those fools! That's not Jesus! That's the SUN, not the SON! |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. Really? Hold the high fiber cereal... |
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spinbaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
3. No, the rapture was on 6/6/06 |
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Sammy Pepys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
4. I thought today was the day we invaded Iran... |
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Snivi Yllom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:17 AM Response to Reply #4 |
31. I thought it was the day Karl Rove's indictment was to be announced |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. I'm ready! |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
6. I heard it was on a Tuesday this year |
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mtnsnake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:02 AM Response to Original message |
7. According to the raving idiot evangelicals, the Mideast Crisis is latest |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
10. Well, it's been 42 days since my birthday. (They're two days late.) |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
11. Please God leave me behind so I can schmoke up everybody's stash. |
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Options Remain (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:17 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. It was Tuesday., |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
15. On the off chance that you make the cut... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:43 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. The cat'll go before I do |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:09 AM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Then I'm thinking... |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:57 PM Response to Reply #26 |
50. Not to mention |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:29 AM Response to Original message |
16. Duct tape? Tuna? What do I need to stock for the rapture? |
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libnnc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
18. Hey, maybe I'll get somebody's car.... |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
19. All right... I'll say it... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:11 AM Response to Reply #19 |
27. Heeeeee.... |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:17 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. I kid because I love. |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:00 PM Response to Reply #30 |
41. Set, spike |
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deaniac21 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:11 AM Response to Reply #19 |
28. I still don't understand how that is calculated.... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
62. Heeee! |
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bigtree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
20. great |
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endarkenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
22. I am so ready! |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:31 AM Response to Reply #22 |
36. Actually |
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endarkenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:32 PM Response to Reply #36 |
44. Not in my version. |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
25. You'll have to speak up, I can barely hear you up here in heaven |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
29. Sorry Will, it was yesterday and you missed it. |
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k_jerome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
32. I think that was 40 BUSINESS days. nt. |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:43 AM Response to Reply #32 |
37. MallRat already dropped that one |
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k_jerome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:52 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. sleeping off a massive hangover. my bad dude. nt. |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
33. I'd hang around to discuss it |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
35. got a memo... |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
38. Hey all you 'rapture people!!!' |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:44 PM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Yeah -- the Army could use those Hummers! |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
39. Look out for diverless cars today..... |
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SaveElmer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
42. It happened...everyone failed...nt |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
43. Keep your eyes open for the "Hole in the Sky" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
47. if you see my dog flying by |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
49. Can You Just Imagine The Party We'll Have Once The Fundies Float Away |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
52. "A day is as a thousand years" |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
53. So where's the celebration party |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
54. I dunno, lemme ask Jesus. |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
56. July 5th was the Church of the Subgenius's X-Day, when they believe |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
57. I had been wondering where my dog went! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:19 PM Response to Reply #57 |
67. You really ought to be asking her eom |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
58. i thought it was last tuesday |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
59. So what happens? |
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tinfoilinfor2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
60. When I was a little girl my grandmother used to tell me the story about |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
61. If it happens we may ALL get to go. Let my tell you why. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 06:21 PM Response to Reply #61 |
63. You forgot about Catch-22, Leroy |
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guinivere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:42 PM Response to Reply #61 |
71. So, no new car. No house. No big party. |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-03-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
69. I wonder if I have time to go out and buy new shoes... |
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