What ever happened to Gary Bauer?

[graywarrior]

I forgot what a little munchkin he was.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. A saw a kid today with a "Gary Bauer for President" shirt.

I'm going to estimate he was 15 years old.

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

2. Get OUT!!!!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Serious.

I guess Gary Bauer's become Goodwill Chic.

[karlrschneider]

3. Yeah, but how old was the kid?

:D

[Eric J in MN]

16. Kids used to wear their favorite rock bands on their t-shirts...

...when I was that age.

[smtpgirl]

18. Gary is partyin' with Raplh Reed now!!

[Nevernose]

21. Wow! I wonder where I could get one...

Think of the kitsch factor.

[eleny]

4. He's a PNAC signatory, isn't he?

The rat.

[DainBramaged]

6. Gary Bauer's End of Day Report

http://www.ouramericanvalues.org/

Shuffled to the side of the road

American Values is your voice to help protect Life, Marriage, Family, Faith, & Freedom. We tirelessly campaign to ensure that your elected officials in Washington, DC hear and understand the issues that are most important to you. Our efforts are funded by voluntary donations. Please support our efforts and make a tax deductible donation today.

[joemurphy]

7. *starting evil rumors* Um...He played Yoda in "Star Wars"

and is now soon to be featured in "The Mickey Rooney Story", an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster!

[survivor999]

8. His face scares me. Not sure why.

[Fridays Child]

9. I thought he was a hologram...

...a really bad hologram.

[Ikonoklast]

10. He got a new position

He now represents the Lollipop Guild.





Oh, stop it! I know I'm goin' to Hell.

[graywarrior]

14. Made me laugh. That's rare.

[GOPBasher]

11. He went back to hell. It was chaotic w/o their leader down there. eom

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[tanyev]

17. Oh, gosh. "It was an incredible moment"

Let's see...what does that remind me of? "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me. We're so grateful to be living in this compound and I'm grateful to be working in this office."

[charlie]

13. Getting KOed by a pancake

isn't the most auspicious way to leave an electoral race. He's probably still mortified, laying low.

[graywarrior]

15. I forgot about that. Funny as a bastid.

[shain from kane]

19. Flippin' pancakes at the Waffle House. Practice, practice.

I know, there are no pancakes at the Waffle House.

[ruggerson]

20. He returned to the planet Xotar

where he is being regenerated for five years. He will be returning to earth as a communications device which is expected to be shoved up Cartman's ass in the year 2011.