Eric Schwartz releases new Bush-bashing song! Download it for FREE! Yay!

[Ian David]

From: Eric Schwartz Mailing List <[e-mail]>
Date: Aug 2, 2006
Subject: BRAND NEW BUSH-BASHING, and Schwartz Seeks NYC APT


First of all, I'd like to thank all of those who came out for the recording of Redder Than Ever, which came out swimmingly. It includes my latest anti-Bush effort "Clinton Got A Blowjob," which is about, of course, our current commander in grief. If I can get a thousand people at a folk festival singing "Clinton Got A Blowjob" Over and over again, well, it might be worth a listen. Defnitely the sequel to "Keep Jesus Off My Penis."

In fact, here's the song.

www.ericschwartz.com/ClintonBJ.mp3

Why am I giving it away? First of all, if I don't, someone else will.
Second, it's a little gift for those who are kind enough to receive my occasional missives.
Third, it's pretty damn FUN. Trust me.
Fourth, this way, you might just be tempted to FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, SOME OF WHOM MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE IN MANHATTAN FOR SEPTEMBER 1ST.

You see, I find myself in need of housing for September 1st and I'm going out of town mid-August so I need a room by then. I spend too much out of town to be spending 2000+ a month for my own place, so roommate time it is.

So, please send this far and wide to anyone who might appreciate the song.
And if you are reading this and have a room in Manhattan that'll need filling on the aforementioned date, please let me know.
Wahoo, take care, and thank you kindly for your time.

Eric Schwartz

ps: Redder Than Ever will be available soon on Itunes, CDBaby and CDFreedom. Look out for it. Or sign up on my mailing list to receive announcement of its arrival.

pps: I am accepting offers from those who'd like a nice guy like me to live in their NYC apt free and sing them songs every now and then.

ppps: If you are offended by the fact that "Mommy, what's a blowjob?" was heard on at least three occasions at said folk festival, perhaps we're not a suitable match.

pppps: If you were AT Falcon Ridge, welcome and thanks for joining.

www.ericschwartz.com
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or call me at 212-604-4668. It's a machine but I'll get it.

[Bjornsdotter]

1. I love Eric Schwartz

Thanks for the heads up!

Cheers :toast:

[Ian David]

2. Don't forget to buy his albums on CDBaby!

ERIC SCHWARTZ: pleading the first: songs my mother hates
Zappa meets Lehrer Meets Weird Al Meets topics like Bill Clinton, Matthew Shepherd, the Peanuts and Weed
http://cdbaby.com/cd/schwartz2

ERIC SCHWARTZ: self-bootleg
Lenny Bruce, Barry Manilow, Weird Al, Frank Zappa, John Denver, Kinky Friedman Chet Baker and Woody Allen had their way with Eric's mother, Lil Kim.
http://cdbaby.com/cd/schwartz4

ERIC SCHWARTZ: sunday blue
"Sunday Blue" is the antidote to "Pleading the First"...Jazz-folk-country mellow music for a Sunday Morning
http://cdbaby.com/cd/schwartz3

ERIC SCHWARTZ: that's how it's gonna be
James Taylor and Wierd Al have a love child (Godfathered by Elvis Costello and Stephen Sondheim) and turn him loose on the streets of New York.
http://cdbaby.com/cd/schwartz

And while you're on CDBaby, also buy:


THREE WEIRD SISTERS: hair of the frog
The second release from the Atlanta-based Three Weird Sisters, Hair Of the Frog continues their tradition of tight vocal harmonies woven throughout eclectic topics and a unique acoustic folk style.
http://cdbaby.com/cd/3weirdsis2


THREE WEIRD SISTERS: rite the first time
Folk with a Celtic and even Bluegrass flavor, Rite the First Time swings from the sublime to the silly and from the material to the spiritual in eclectic mixes of harmonic vocals and acoustic instruments (harp, guitar, bodhran, and upright bass).
http://cdbaby.com/cd/3weirdsis

[Bjornsdotter]

3. Thanks

..for posting the links to his cds, I'm definitely going to buy some.

I tried to listen to the Three Weird Sisters but it didn't work for me....I'm on dial-up, that may be the problem.

Cheers :toast: