Four hours for a physical, eh? Just what are they looking for?

[Deja Q]

O8)


And if it was so "perfect", what tests were they doing?

Now we all know running is great exercise. Even tripping. and muscle weighs more than fat. So if President Bush gained weight, that's probably why: Lots of running, biking, and stumbling - both outside and inside official offices.

[China_cat]

1. Xrays of Bush's head show nothing.

[shain from kane]

3. Brain cells are dying and disappearing as we speak. n/t

[guinivere]

6. So the moths that were in there moved out. Huh.

[China_cat]

13. The only use for his skull is to keep

his ears from touching on the inside.

[guinivere]

16. lol

:spray:

[madokie]

18. his head is only a knot to keep his backbone from slipping

[norml]

2. Overtime

:P

[porphyrian]

4. He spent three hours in the waiting room...

...and another forty minutes on the paper-covered table waiting for the doctor.

Edit: in, on, whatever

[Rosemary2205]

7. Busting out laughing.

:)

[Deja Q]

14. Wait, that sounds like the 'excellent' service accorded Americans...

Well, all but 45 million of them... those who can often get big bills just to be shoved aside.

[porphyrian]

19. Oh, no need to count the unwashed masses...

...they probably have brown skin anyway, ha, ha, ha...! Now, where is that Rosa with my shoes...?

[QuestionAll...]

5. they were looking for an oil derrick in his chest

but instead found a wizened little black heart.

[warrens]

8. Just what are they looking for?

His dick. It took a couple of hours to have the electron microscope delivered.

[AlinPA]

9. They were looking into his ear and seeing the other side of the room.

They were trying figure out why.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Any sign of intelligence. Nothing found as of closing time.

Try again next year.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Or else it took 3.5 hours to dislodge Cheney's hand from Bush's ass.

[leveymg]

12. He does have recurrent pre-cancerous lesions on his face

He's had AKs removed several times during his physicals. The MSM always fails to mention it, even though medications can have psychotic side-effects. See, http://www.williambowles.info/guests/2005/bush_cancer.html

[Deja Q]

15. The MSM also kept quiet about a certain wheelchair-bound President...

For the same reasons, and validly so. :(

[leveymg]

20. You think we shouldn't be told about *'s potentially fatal disease?

What about the medications he takes? We shouldn't know about that, either?

I'd say that's very much in the public right to know.

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. We already know too much about this clown, if you now what I mean

[leveymg]

24. I wouldn't want to be *s physician, if that's what you mean.

"Cough."

[blm]

17. Same thing zombies are looking for "Brains - fresh brains"

.

[porphyrian]

23. "Send more paramedics..." - n/t

[ohiosmith]

21. It took three hours and 45 minutes to complete the proctological exam.

He is, after all, mostly asshole.