They're still here....

[rhiannon55]

Wasn't the rapture supposed to happen yesterday? Or maybe today? Why is my annoying fundie co-worker still annoying me? Damn! :wtf:

[GreenTea]

1. Planned madness = OIL & Rapture

............Take my word for it dear one....Everyone will be firing off nuclear weapons within ten years, our inherit greed along with technology paves our way to self-destruction as a species....Now, please take note - I'm truly NOT a morose person, quite the contrary....I'm just as keenly and instinctively perceptive as anyone I've yet met!!!! Perhaps now is the time to begin praying....So did you know the fucking SF Giants have lost eight in a row? So much for Barry Bonds (minus steroids) being the great savior, huh?

[greguganus]

13. Why are Christians' beliefs always being attacked here? n/t

[porphyrian]

16. An attack on kim chee isn't an attack on all pickles.

It would be a travesty, but that isn't the point. There are more different variants of Christianity than there are instances of "begat" in Genesis, and the only thing they agree on consistantly is that Jesus is the son of God. Everything and everyone is attacked at some point here, and that's good because it proves that we are free to express ourselves no matter how unpopular our opinion (as long as the mods don't catch us when we overstep DU rules) and it gives us a chance to defend things such as Christianity against others' accusations, become more proficient in doing so and sometimes even learn a thing or two we hold to be true may not be absolutely so. We can also simply vent and complain.

[liberal N proud]

2. Maybe he wasn't included - LOL

:rofl:

[BooScout]

3. It's tomorrow....

Since I've always been told I'm going to hell......I'm not too worried.

[obreaslan]

4. It did happen. Unfortunately for the fundies....

God showed up and couldn't find anyone worth rapturing. So he just went back to bed. :shrug:

[porphyrian]

5. Yeah, I need a car.

And a blender.

Do fundies eat decent cheese?

[atommom]

7. No, I think they eat Velveeta.

:(

[porphyrian]

8. Damn. I suppose olives are out of the question, then. - n/t

[atommom]

12. If you're lucky you might be able to score a few dill pickles.

:P

[texanwitch]

6. I really need a new truck, just think with the rapture all the cool

trucks and cars for the picking.

[porphyrian]

9. I'm counting on it.

Oooh, and I need a new Xbox! Are fundies against Xboxes?

[texanwitch]

10. My fundi neighbor kid has a xbox, I will save it for you.

He has all the games to.

[porphyrian]

11. Cool, thanks! - n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. Their heavenly condos (at bargain prices) aren't ready yet.

If they'd just cough up a few billion more bucks to the real estate agents (aka televangelists) they would be happy to send out glossy brochures (1/2 price off for regular donors), and arrange bus tours around the available accomodations.
Milk and honey extra.

[LSK]

15. did you ask fundie dude about it???

:popcorn:

[rhiannon55]

17. No, I haven't asked him

He seems especially glum and unapproachable today for some reason. :sarcasm:

I might ask him in a couple of days about it--poor guy.... :nopity: