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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:36 PM
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Dem joke.....warning contains bad word......
Advanced Medicine................
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."
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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:39 PM
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1. !
Thanks for the laugh :rofl:
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 09:40 PM
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2. LOL....
... funny stuff :)
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