The rich have a Cannibal Plan to eat all the poor people...

[kentuck]

But only if it was a national emergency. Those that work for minimum wage and have never voted would be the first ones put in the pot. But, not to worry, those that make above $25,000 per year are safe from the appetites of the rich. They will be hired as the cooks. Stock up on salt and pepper. :)

[Howardx]

1. to serve man

its a cookbook! a cookbook!

[Canuckistanian]

4. First thing I thought of, too!

What was that, a Twilight Zone episode? I remember watching that very show.

[Howardx]

5. yep

one of the all time great twilight zone episodes

[htuttle]

2. They've been living off the corpses of the poor for centuries

Time to reverse that...

(cue Motorhead)

[Rex]

3. Hey, it's green and tastes like chicken!

Who cares what it's made out of! High time Some People became useful members of society! Someone pass me a leg!

[demosincebirth]

7. "soylent green" anyone?

[KoKo]

6. You mean like that vile "Little Shop of Horrors" creature in the Play....

Yeah...it's been living outside my door since the 2000 Selection and no matter what I do...it still THRIVES!

Now...if I could "cozy up to Ortho" and use "Roundup" it might be gone... But, I've wasted lots of time on "Organic Websites" who told me that "red pepper, then garlic, then cloves, then a mixture of garlic, red pepper and cloves would get rid of it.

Still... there it is and it gets larger and more hearty the more I throw on it. I even (in desperation) doused it with the most "putrid stuff" from my cats Litter Box figuring that if cat urine and feces can't kill it then WHAT WILL?

The damned thing still thrives. It seems to defy whatever I throw at it. Yeah...to be fair sometimes a leaf or two turns yellow and drops off...and sometimes it looks a little "peaked" like in need of tonic...but no matter WHAT I DO...every night when I come home from work...it's THERE AND THRIVING!! I guess it's stamina is much stronger than mine. Mine is growing ....weak...weaker...weak...weaker...weak...weaker...(this "little light of Mine" is on it's last) THAT DAMNED "Shop of Horrors Plant" will outlast me, I fear.

Stronger Stuff to snuff it? Is there such a thing that doesn't involve some MEGA PESTICIDE from DuPont or ORTHO? :shrug: I'm a "peaceful person" but I'm getting ...well...desperate..DESPERATE!!!!