Worst blog ever

[Cocoa]

the high point was the first entry...

http://speaker.house.gov/journal/index.shtml

This is Denny Hastert and welcome to my blog. This is new to me. I can’t say I’m much of a techie. I guess you could say my office is teaching the old guy new tricks. But I’m excited. This is the future. And it is a new way for us to get our message out.

[rusty charly]

1. when people complain to me about pelosi's style

and how wrong she'll be as speaker, i'm always like: hastert?

hastert IS the speaker! whadd'ya think 'bout him?

[geardaddy]

2. oooh can someone please do a spoof blog?!!

I think that would be hilarious. Sort of like the community voices in The Onion?

[Monkeyman]

4. No spoof but

www.john06.com

[Cocoa]

11. The Onion had "Jim's Journal"

I met the guy that wrote this, by the way.

[LSK]

3. is it made of tubes???

:popcorn:

[geardaddy]

5. Here's his first entry.

It's me God, Denny. You know this year has been so hard with all those nasty Democrats trying to steal George's thunder by pointing out what he's done wrong. Isn't that why you made pencils with erasers? So that we could erase the mistakes before that darn, old nasty John Kerry and John Murtha found out? *loooool* I know, like my Mom told me, they're just jealous.

I can't tell you how dreamy George looked today after his physical! If only I could lose some weight, but you know how much I just LOVE those Snickers bars. I know you accept me the way I am, God, not like that mean old Nancy Pelosi. I just hate her trim figure!

Anyway, God, this is my first entry, so I know it's not much, but it always makes me feel better to talk to you...and I think I'll have a few more of those bite-sized Snickers! *lol*

[leveymg]

6. That's site's a hoax, right? Convincingly banal, worth a look.

But, no way to post comments!!!!!! What a wasted opportunity for Mr. Speaker to hear all of our compliments on a job well-done for the American People.

[NoPasaran]

7. Worse than this one?

http://www.tomguleff.com/Blog.html

Highly unlikely

[geardaddy]

9. Oh.My.God

What crap!

[SpiralHawk]

8. corrupt republicon cronies will love this shit

Maybe he will give tips on how republicon oil cronies are screwing the American public at the gas pump, and fucking up the environment, while wangling backdoor sleazeball deals for their fat-cat crony buddies...you know, the republicon party platform.

But that is probably Top Secret republicon info -- unavailable to the proles they think they rule over

[Red Right and BLUE]

10. He is the quintesential disgusting corrupt fat white guy.

I can't stand the sight of him.

[Cocoa]

12. Hastert has that je ne sais quoi of GOP congressmen