Hey, when's that rapture happening?

[porphyrian]

Is it going to be before noon? I need a car, too.

[YOY]

1. Unfortunately, I don't think there'll be too many gas effient ones

Oh well...beggers can't be choosers!

[porphyrian]

2. That's OK, if enough of them are "taken up."

I don't need to cruise around a lot. Anyway, I need some other things, too, like a blender.

[YOY]

6. You know I'm hardly a materialist, but with all this free stuff lying

around, there is a chance I could become one inadvertently.

X-Box 360s, McMansions, and yachts... Enough to go around for everyone!

I'd love to pick up one of those I-pods finally and maybe a big poofy televangelist's wife's wig for the missus...



It sure would keep her head warm in the winter...if we have one.

[porphyrian]

8. I always wanted televangelist hair myself...

...and I'm sure at least a few of them are wigs...

[havocmom]

3. Hate to disappoint ya, but it was a few years ago

And we are stuck with the twits that insisted on following false prophets despite being warned about them. Oh, the false prophets are still here too, Pat, Jerry, Newt, Karl...

Yep, it's us against the legions of darkness and profit$.

[porphyrian]

5. Are you sure? I thought someone said it was today.

I've been eyeballing cars at the Baptist church nearby, and I've picked out three or four I'd like to have. I figure at least one of their owners should be going.

Aren't false prophets what got Anderson into trouble?

[LaurenG]

4. I just saw somewhere that the date is now January 2008

It changes frequently though so be on guard.:sarcasm:

[porphyrian]

7. It's Jesus's unclickable button joke...

...every time it gets close enough to be real, it moves away from your mouse. Maybe we should stop trying to divine the date with mice.