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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:22 AM
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Doctors discover large growth in Bush's colonoscopy today!
In a routine colonoscopy for President Bush, the doctors found a rather large growth in his colon.

Upon further investigation, they determined it was his head.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:24 AM
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1. Oh, I thought it was Tony Blair.......
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:27 AM
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3. You beat me to it! nt
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:25 AM
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2. Are they sure it isn't Cheney's hand?
That's how you work a puppet....
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:31 AM
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4. Upon closer inspection they also discovered
Joe Lieberman's head up his butt.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:47 AM
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5. I would say his rectum is a crowded world
first, we have all of his head, the cronies and Cheney's & Rove's interlocked hands, then add to it the few thousand freeptards...
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 07:49 AM
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6. 59 million voters?
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enuffs_enuffs Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-01-06 08:49 AM
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7. He's got the whole world... in his ass! n/t
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