we ALL need a smile today. It's Fri. and lots of bad news this week!

[napi21]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in
his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
began
searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source
of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam m came to rest
on a
parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you"!

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"


"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[jobycom]

1. Okay, it made me laugh, so it gets a

:kick:

[peacebird]

2. LOL!

didn't see that one coming - thanks!

:hi:

[racaulk]

3. That's great!

Ha ha! I needed the laugh! Thanks! :)

[MamaBear]

4. LOL.

That was a good one to send around. Thanks.

[uppityperson]

5. thank you, good name for a watchdog, have to remember that