Caption Condi

[Kadie]

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice arrives at the U.S. Embassy in Beirut, July 24, 2006. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

[bluedog]

1. going ta see the"mushroom cloud"

[BringEmOn]

She came, she saw, she went shoe shopping.

[Poll_Blind]

2. FINALLY! Someone caught her in lycanthropic mid-transformation! n/t

PB

[silverojo]

22. ^ We have a winner! n/t

[SoCalDem]

23. Too lazy to look it up.. Is this what you mean?

[Poll_Blind]

26. Heh heh, partly- Those afflicted with lycanthropy turn into were-wolves.nt

PB

[liberal N proud]

3. I can't - too sick

:puke:

[leftofthedial]

4. ahhhhhhh. that was a good one

I just love breakfast burritos

[Spazito]

5. "Could life be any better than this! Oh, happy, happy, joy, joy, death

and destruction all around me!"

[tnlefty]

6. Carnage and death always put a huge smile on my face! Good to see you,

too.

[AndyA]

"So how is everybody doin'? You've just gotta see my new shoes,

bought them special for my visit here. Aren't they just adorable? And the price was so reasonable, only $500 a pair! So I bought them in every color! Got handbags to match, too. I'm just thrilled!

So, do you have any issues you want to talk about?"

[shaniqua6392]

7. "I wish I could find the time to get my teeth fixed!"

I keep losing my gum in this big gap.

[ananda]

8. ok

"Where's the worldleader frat party? I'm so ready for my back massage."

[CatWoman]

9. what in the world happened to her hair?

[dipsydoodle]

12. She'd look far better

with dreadlock extensions. :rofl:

[CatWoman]

13. LOL

Rasta-condi

:rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

25. Reminds me of

some of the words of a pop song over here some years back which was sung in sort of Patois. You need to hear it to really appreciate it. You can hear a clip here :
http://www.jpc.de/jpcng/poprock/detail/-/hnum/4133891/rk/home/rsk/hitlist
Look for track 5.

The bits is brackets have added by someone as sort of translation. Got it my head now - be humming it all night :)

Uptown Top Ranking

See me in me heels and ting
Dem check sey we hip and ting
True them no know and ting
We have them going and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

See me pon the road I hear you call out to me
True you see mi inna pants and ting
See mi in a 'alter back (i.e in 70's backless top)
Sey mi gi' you heart attack
Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
Uptown Top Ranking

See mi in mi Benz and ting ( i.e. Mercedes)
Drivin' through Constant Spring
Them check sey me come from cosmo spring
But a true dem no know and ting
Dem no know sey we top ranking
Uptown Top Ranking


Shoulda see me and the ranking dread
Check how we jamming and ting
Love is all I bring inna me khaki suit and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

Watch how we chuck it and ting
Inna we khaki suit and ting
Love is all I bring inna me khaki suit and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

<Intermezzo>

Love inna you heart dis a bawl out fe me
When you see me inna pants and ting
See me inna 'alter back
Sey me gi' you heart attack
Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
Uptown Top Ranking


See mi pon the road and hear you call out to me
True you see me in me pants and ting
See me inna 'alter back
Sey me gi' you heart attack
Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
Love is all I bring inna me khaki suit and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

You shoulda see me and the ranking dread,
check how we jamming and ting
Love is all I bring inna me khaki suit and ting
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots
Nah pop no style, a strictly roots

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transcribed by -Richie, Nicci Talbot, Filthy Rich - a news:rec.music.reggae co-op :-)
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Constant Spring is a main boulevard in Kingston
contributed by Christopher A. Edmonds
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from the Reggae Lyrics Archive @ http://hjem.get2net.dk/sbn/reggae.htm ¦
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[Rosemary2205]

10. The security guys look like bums.

or is that "business attire" over there?

[BringEmOn]

17. Looks like a mob legbreaker the wiseguy hired to watch over his girlfriend

[Saphire]

11. This is how I bend over for Georgie boy

[Edgewater_Joe]

14. "You Likes My Moms Mabley Impersonation?"

"Wait tills ya sees my Oprah!"

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. Sammy Davis Jr. arrives at a set, drunk, looking for Dean Martin

....... :spray:

[Ganja Ninja]

16. "Bwhahaha, I saw the Israeli's blowing away the south side of ...

town on my flight in. Ha Ha Ha! Whoooowee! They are giving them hell. Ha Ha Ha! That's some funny shit! Ha Ha Ha! Women and children are being slaughtered wholesale! HA HA HA! I can't stop laughing! Bwhahaha! My sides hurt! Ha Ha Ha!"

[Hubert Flottz]

18. "BRAINS!"

[MiniMe]

19. Run Forrest/Condi, Run!

[ck4829]

20. "Ooooh Weeee! Look at that building explode! It all just went BOOM! Haha!"

[walldude]

21. Here I Come To Save The Day!

Sorry, Andy Kaufman flashback...

[oasis]

24. This witch flies with the broomstick up her ass.