Happy 60th Birthday KEN STARR!!!

[underpants]

:hi::party::beer::party::hi:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Starr

[hlthe2b]

1. Ugghh... thanks a bunch for the

puke fest...Seeing that jerk's face this early in the morning, well...

[madinmaryland]

2. Has he written any more pornographic novels recently?

eom

[underpants]

7. Him too?

I knew about Scooter Libby's and O'Reilly's and Lynne Cheney's but not Ken Starr's.

Oh I see you mean the Clinton/Lewinsky report. You used to be able to get the whole report printed out on toiletpaper.

[madinmaryland]

11. Yes, I'm referring to the Clinton/Lewinsky "report" that he

delivered to Congress. Read like a cheap soft-core type novel to me. And the US Taxpayers spent $70 million for it too.

:grr:

[lonestarnot]

9. He can't see, no electricity therefore no light.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. History will NOT judge him favorably...

:beer: <-I hope that's spiked with exlax... :evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

4. Make a wish and blow out the Clenis, Kenny.

[Solly Mack]

5. The Starr Report read like a 3rd rate sleaze novel

It wasn't a report so much as a lonely man's fantasy of what he wished would happen to him..

You could tell Starr put more thought into the blow job than either Monica or Clinton did...

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. He'll always be considered a true porn Starr.

Maybe Monica will blow out the candles on his cake.

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. Crappy Birthday, you S.O.B.

:patriot:

[rfranklin]

10. I heard he has terminal psoriasis...

May he turn into one big oozing scab tormented by endless itching.

[marions ghost]

12. many happy blowjobs, Ken

Happy Sextieth, you old sex maniac, you :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Catherine Vincent]

13. I heard that Monica was attending Oxford. Is that true?

Of course, I heard this from a right wing friend of mine so it may not be true.