A Republican Goes to the Store (humor)

[TheFriedPiper]

A guy walks into a store and orders a moon pie and a glass of milk.

The clerk looks at him curiously and declares "You must be a Republican!".

The man says to the clerk "If I had ordered a Latte would you have thought I was a Democrat?".

"No", replied the clerk.

"If I had ordered an herbal tea would you have assumed I was a member of the Green Party?", the man asked.

"No", replied the clerk.

"Well, how do you know I'm a Republican, just by my ordering a Moon Pie and a glass of milk?"

"Well,", replied the clerk, "Because this is a hardware store"







....thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your bartender!





Who else has good Republican jokes?

[TheFriedPiper]

1. wow, tough room

:)

[TheFriedPiper]

2. not even a boo or a hiss?

hehe

o well

i guess i wont quit my day job

[sinkingfeeling]

3. LOL!!

[fasttense]

4. Love it. n/t

[oc2002]

5. good one.

nt.,

[Javaman]

6. Here's a good republican joke...

george w. bush*.

:rofl:

[kiki]

7. What did the freeper get on his IQ test?

Drool.