What is Tucker Carlson doing in Lebanon?

[CatWoman]

you thinking what I'm thinking?

[knowbody0]

1. finding truthieness?

[movonne]

28. And trying to look so manly...

[blonndee]

2. I dunno...what are you thinking?

:)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Is there an underage prostitute market in Lebanon?

Only reason I can think of that he'd be overseas.

[Generator]

4. Ducking?

C'mon Israel.

[Nikki Stone 1]

5. Hopefully, he's unpacking his wordly possessions for a long stay

:)

[Democrat 4 Ever]

17. He is tap dancing desperately trying to find relevance.

He has bombed every place they have shoved this lame brain and if he wants to make it past his contract ending date he had better find his niche. (Ha!) Guess he figures he has nothing to lose by heading to a war zone in an attempt to "earn" his journalistic bones. (After all, it worked for Leslie Blitzer!) Too late Bowtie Boy - you were lost to the dark side when you decided to thrown in with Chucklenuts and the Evil Cabal. Realistically he should be dusting off the ol' resume and try finding a lobbying firm where he can land.

This trip is a lame trick.

[babylonsister]

6. Trying to save his job?

:shrug:

[Berry Cool]

7. Actually, he's in Israel

but, I have no idea.

[blogslut]

33. He's on the border

"Looking" at the Lebanese side from Israel according to this story
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11961531/#060719a

But yeah, Mr. Thing ain't in Lebanon.

[Mabus]

13. and re-invent himself as the new Anderson Cooper

:rofl:

[malaise]

27. He's trying real hard but it isn't working

It's a really poor imitation starting with his wardrobe. Neither has any depth (although Anderson was great in NOLA), but at least Anderson looks great in his divine shirts.
:rofl: :rofl:

[Mabus]

30. Then I'll go with my first thought "working on his tan"

:rofl:

[malaise]

31. Looks like Dan Abrams has sent everyone

except KO and Tweety. Wish he would send Rita.

[Mabus]

34. Would someone give that woman a lozenge or a glass of water?

My god, that voice, it is like nails on a chalkboard! I hope they put her on another project - soon.

[DanCa]

8. Hmm Is he looking for a new bow tie?

There's a joke in their somewhere about leaving Americans stranded in Lebanon unless they pay thier own way out.

[jaxx]

9. Gawking.

[TOhioLiberal]

10. I thought that was...

...the 'artist' formerly known as 'bowtie boy' :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. M$NBC have a large insurance policy on him?

[originalpckelly]

15. This is what happens when ratings go in the dumps...they get rid of you...

No really, they get RID of you. ;-)

[blonndee]

16. Hee hee.

Very cute. :P

[AlCzervik]

18. cost cutting, a little harsher than the usual "Special project land"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Providing target practice, I can only hope

[spanone]

14. i'm thinking you might be thinking what i'm thinking i think

:crazy:

[Cleita]

19. I dunno. Looking to get his skinny ass shot off?

He should be safe. It's not a big target.

[AlCzervik]

21. i just saw him, not so skinny anymore.

[Beelzebud]

20. Hopefully he's about to get "cancelled".

Ooohh I know.. That was bad.

But you know what? Fuck Tucker Carlson.

[KoKo]

22. With his MIL recovering from throat cancer ....I guess he needed a break

from the "family routine." Gotta look Macho...for his NEW Audience.

[SoCalDem]

23. Trying to find Katuschka Incorporated.. to invest??

:sarcasm:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

24. NBC also sent Ann Curry on the pretense of going for the Today show.

She's actually there to hit Tucker with the heel of her Jimmy Choo shoe when he starts to tremble and blubber.

[NotGivingUp]

25. Tucker...you little fucker...why don't you pucker out and say adios.

[Hubert Flottz]

26. Same thing he does here in the US.

Lying.

[DainBramaged]

29. Piss boy for Booshe?

[Tarheel_Dem]

32. I don't get it....

we're suddenly privvy to what actually happens in a war zone, we get to see images of destruction, and displacement, and grieving on both sides of this issue. Suddenly, the MSM can give us exact tallies of the number of dead and wounded on both sides, but these same images coming from iraq can't be shown or discussed on the evening news? Our media won't show us a flag draped coffin for fear of pissing off the administration? Something's very wrong here.....

And as for Tucker, I can't understand for the life of me why this guy keeps being reincarnated......:puke:

:edited for spelling

[DainBramaged]

35. we didn't start the fire, hence a "clean" war.

[texasleo]

36. Dan Abrams wants to get rid of him that way

lol

[Justice Is Comin]

37. The correspondent with a rattle and a nipple sucker.