Ban divorce and bring all frozen embryos to full term.

[KyuzoGator]

If Republicans truly wanted to "save marriage" and "prevent child murder" they would enact this immediately.

While they are at it, they can make Christianity the state religion and thus force everyone to be liberal just like Jesus was.

Come on, GOP. Put your money where your mouth is.

[bronxiteforever]

1. love the fetus, hate the child=gop

[nancyr]

2. A disgusting thought

Am I the only person who has ever considered all those billions and billions of little unfertilized eggs that are flushed down the drain on a regular basis??? Now there is an excellent project for the right-to-lifers!! There should surely be some way to save and harvest all those little baby eggs! What a tragic waste of potential life. Sorry to be so gross, but I find it makes just about as much sense as the other arguments these loons are using. These "things" are not alive, for God sake. How insane can it get? I feel like I'm living in nuthouse anymore.

[DRoseDARs]

5. That's why I think we should ban toilets next. It's the only way to...

...stop those abortions. All toilets (and bidets, just to be safe) do is encourage girls to be more promiscuous and provide a private, in-home abortion clinic. :sarcasm:

[ComerPerro]

3. as other DUers have said, no more transplants either

sorry, Christians, but you shouldn't go against God's will.

If you can't conceive, then that's just how it is. You shouldn't have children. And don't try to adopt, God clearly doesn't want you to have kids.

And if you need a new kidney, tough shit. God thinks you will be fine with your bad kidneys. Or maybe its just your time to die.

We can't have science replacing God, can we?

[DanCa]

4. Are blood transfusion next? (nt)

[AtomicKitten]

6. and send all used tampons to the White House n/t

[KyuzoGator]

9. Damn, that's even better than my idea. nt

[charlie]

7. Disperse frozen embryos to every country in the world

and never reveal their whereabouts. No country will ever face the Republican war machine again.

[NMMNG]

8. All men must wear condoms to bed

All "nocturnal emissions" must be caught and put to use. All sperm are sacred!!!

[Swamp Rat]

10. And everyone who is divorced must re-marry their ex-spouses or face

death by stoning. :)

I'll take the death by stoning! :D

[calico1]

11. Not only no transplants but also no

surgery of any kind, no medications of any kind. After all these are science based treatments and it would be sinful. So if the old ticker isn't working too well, or the kidneys, it probably just means that God is sending you a message.